The memes, funny, weird, cool, random pic, gif, vids, etc. thread!

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The anus is an amazing orifice!

If you tried to fit a didgeridoo in your mouth, your lips would split!

But with preparation, lubricant, and a good run up, the anus is all "well... Ok! But just this one time! This better not end up on YouTube!"

Also, 10+ points for the pun! You know I f***ing love those!!!
 

My dumb ass forgot to buy a shovel this year and I'm just completely unprepared for basic s***.

My weapons of choice:
-small windows ice scraper
-one glove (couldn't find my other one)
-plastic store bags wrapped around my shoes/ankles (wife threw out my "ugly" winter boots, thanks)
-a broom
-and my wife thought it'd be funny to hand me a one of those thin metal rakes.

I made that s*** work. Record timing too, luckily the snow was mostly super dry/flaky.
 
The uncle thing is so true. My brother in law just had his 2nd and my gosh I have no idea how people do that full time.
 
I have two nieces as well. The oldest will be 3 in May and the other will be 1 so still pretty young. I will say though at least the limited time I am around, the oldest seems really well behaved compared to what I've seen with some other young children. Either way I'm totally fine with being an uncle and not having any children myself.