‘Zombie Apocalypse’ Legislation Introduced by Pentagon

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‘Zombie Apocalypse’ Legislation Introduced by Pentagon

“Zombie apocalypse” legislation that was recently introduced by the United States’ Pentagon provides an intricate plan in the case of a possible outbreak of swarms of human zombies or any string of other national disasters. As the Defense Department has set procedures in place for any sort of catastrophe, a “zombie apocalypse” is now officially listed as one such event.

“CONPLAN 8888” is the legislative document that explains how the U.S. government and military would be able to respond to a possible zombie apocalypse. Overall, the strategy includes operative directions for the military to follow that would save non-infected humans from incoming danger “posed by a zombie horde.”
As part of a three-step plan to maintain control during a possible outbreak, CONPLAN 8888 states the following goals: 1) to protect humans through keeping a “defensive perimeter;” 2) initiating maneuvers to destroy threats from zombies; and 3) working with government officials to restore law and order in the land after a massive outbreak.

While the Pentagon has introduced these set of strategies through valid legislation, the institution clearly states that it does not believe that a Hollywood-style zombie apocalypse would really occur in real life. Despite the fact that CONPLAN 8888 contains defense maneuvers in preparation for a wide range of zombie attacks, from “zombie chickens to pathogenic zombies,” the plan was meant to serve as general guidelines to follow during a disease outbreak or another similar crisis. Other sections of the plan involve different tactics to use in heavily populated versus lightly populated areas.

The set of strategies listed in CONPLAN 8888 could be a valuable learning tool for current students in the military, as well as for their trainers. Due to the severity of a “zombie apocalypse scenario,” Pentagon officials believe that the tools learned through this plan could come in handy during any given instance of a national emergency. Taking into consideration both economic and political aspects, the plan targets all effects of such an emergency.

While many critics and those learning about CONPLAN 8888 see this as a completely laughable piece of legislation, many students in the military learning the set of measures are enabled to “explore the basic concepts of plan and order development,” due to the ridiculousness of the subject matter. In other words, the fact that this plan features a far-fetched reality of such an instance occurring, it keeps students engaged, allowing them to better understand the subject matter, with an overall knowledge of techniques in the case of a real national disaster.

Another reason why the term “zombie apocalypse” was selected for the legislation introduced by the Pentagon was due to the fact that this sort of disaster scenario had no risk of political implications. If it had held the name of a foreign country, like “Nigeria” or “when Russia strikes,” the political heat would have surely resulted in a large amount of strife from those nations. The plan therefore could not be mistaken as being real.

The ‘zombie apocalypse’ legislation introduced by the Pentagon, aside from criticism, is not a joke. As CONPLAN 8888’s description states, the measures set aside in the plan were not designed as a joke, but are meant to be used as a broader exercise for the military.
 
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The document, which is dated April, 30, 2011, outlines a survival guide encompassing plans on how to destroy a variety of zombies, such as:

Vegetarian zombies: “zombie life forms originating from any cause but pose no direct threat to humans because they only eat plant life”
Evil magic zombies: “EMZs are zombie life forms created via some form of occult experimentation in what might otherwise be referred to as ‘evil magic’”
Pathogenic zombies: “zombie life forms created after an organism is infected by a virus or bacteria or some other form of contagion”
Space zombies: “zombie life forms originating from space or created by toxic contamination of the earth environment via some form of extra-terrestrial toxin or radiation”
Chicken zombies:“although it sounds ridiculous, this is actually the only proven class of zombie that actually exists”


The plan has six phases, from monitoring the environment in order to recognize the presence of the walking dead, to seizing and dominating the zombies, to finally restoring civilization. ”Because zombies pose a threat to all non-zombie human life,” the document reads, “[Strategic Command] will be prepared to preserve the sanctity of human life and conduct operations in support of any human population—including traditional adversaries.”

Counter-Zombie Dominance was originally designed when military planners in Strategic Command (a division of the Department of Defense) were working on plans to protect citizens from any kind of attack, and chose zombies as the adversary. Navy Capt. Pamela Kunze, a spokeswoman for Strategic Command, identified the document as “a training tool used in an in-house training exercise where students learn about the basic concepts of military plans and order development through a fictional training scenario.”

Even if it was designed for the sake of training, you can take comfort in knowing that there is a plan on the books should the undead ever try and take over. In 2011, the CDC released materials on zombie preparedness, which a zombie emergency kit, just like the ones you would have for a hurricane or tornado—and that’s the point. According to CDC director Dr. Ali Kahn, “if you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.”

So what does it take to prepare yourself for a zombie apocalypse? The necessities like water, food, and any medications, plus tools like a knife, battery powered radio, and duct tape, as well as items for sanitation and hygiene, clothing and bedding, important personal documents like identification, passports, and birth certificates, and lastly first aid supplies. For a full list of supplies to keep on hand should the zombies overrun the United States, click here.
 
from the CDC
Wonder why Zombies, Zombie Apocalypse, and Zombie Preparedness continue to live or walk dead on a CDC web site? As it turns out what first began as a tongue in cheek campaign to engage new audiences with preparedness messages has proven to be a very effective platform. We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via Zombie Preparedness; and as our own director, Dr. Ali Khan, notes, "If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack." So please log on, get a kit, make a plan, and be prepared!
http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
 
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I actually have the t shirt
and I get the strangest looks when I wear it

it seems the zombie color is green.. not sure why
 
Hmmm interesting very interesting... is there any way to sign up for any org let's say umbrella-ish?
 
Sounds like the government wants to be prepared. If that's the case, then what exactly is the government up to these days!?!? o_O
 
Sounds like the government wants to be prepared. If that's the case, then what exactly is the government up to these days!?!? o_O

We've all seen the movies. We're all aware what they're getting up to. We've all jerked it to Arnold Schwarzenegger at some point in our lives.

Be proud not ashamed.
 
The billion plus rounds of Ammunition the Gubment recently ordered makes perfect sense now.
Its...for...Zombies!
 
I think it's always important to expect the unexpected.
 

It's sad how many people don't have enough food and water to last them 48 hours should things go bad (power outage, storm, earthquake, blah blah blah). So hey these kits aren't a bad thing, given that we are in earthquake country we have enough supplies for almost two weeks.
 
At least going out in a zombie apocalypse would be cool as f*ck. If you're gonna go, I can't think of many cooler ways than kicking the sh*t out of some zombies until, with your mortal strength waning, you're overwhelmed by them and eventually consumed in a huge masochistic blood orgy.
 
At least going out in a zombie apocalypse would be cool as f*ck. If you're gonna go, I can't think of many cooler ways than kicking the sh*t out of some zombies until, with your mortal strength waning, you're overwhelmed by them and eventually consumed in a huge masochistic blood orgy.
rather go out right after i blew my load.
 
Yeah fighting off hordes of zombies till your strength gives out then being eaten alive feeling every bite and piece of you riped off is a great way to go.....
 
They have "Alien Invasion" Winter Contingency directive, too. If we are being invaded by a force or forces unknown and our defenses are completely overwhelmed. All military personnel are to gather whatever arms and ordinance they can and at least three days rations and head for the hills, to become an insurgency.
 
Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last-minute ‘oh s***’ moment remember to double tap. If your attacked by zobmies why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.