BREAKING NEWS: CDC confirms its first case of Ebola diagnosed in the United States

Don't go to Africa and have sex or make out with people or share cups and utensils and you won't bring that s*** back. Luckily it's only transmitted through direct fluid contact between people. It's not airborne. If it was airborne it would be more scary.
 
Good, because Obamacare probably doesn't cover it.
 
I have a buddy who was in Africa just last year. Haven't talked to him in several weeks. He's probably going ebola crazy down in North Carolina right now.
 
Videodrome said:
I'm calling off work tomorrow saying I have Ebola.
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Don't do it , CDC agents will show up at your house and when they find out you're fibbing your'e boss will find out and write you up.
That's what happened to me anyway.
 
Welp guys, this is it. This is how it ends.
 
Partyman said:
Yeah , And I thought it was gonna be a Zombie apocalypse that ended it all.
Good knowing you guys.
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But this could actually be the start of the zombie apocalypse. A mutant strain of ebola.
 
D-V-ANT said:
But this could actually be the start of the zombie apocalypse. A mutant strain of ebola.
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Damn ! I guess its possible, Keep these Ebola victims away from Bath salts is all I can say or it'll be on like donkey kong.
 
D-V-ANT said:
But this could actually be the start of the zombie apocalypse. A mutant strain of ebola.
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Bring it on....
 
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