Chinese Hospital Sperm Donation Extractor

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First comment is golden.

Oh god, that's horrible, how much would one of those run? Is shipping bad? Oh the worst! Gross! Do they take debit?​

 

[Pureshooter]

If you enjoy it while it's happening they shoot you.

 

[Kerosene31]

 

[Oblong]

Best of all you never have to pay it alimony.

 

[Digital Joker]

Theres also an Australian sperm donation extractor.

 

[rankandfile]

Will it clean my carpets? Because that is what mine does too.

 

[hrudey]

Over/under on how long it takes before the President announces that this device is now the Secretary of Deez Nuts?

 

[Pureshooter]

Will it clean my carpets? Because that is what mine does too.

Are you talking about a vacuum or are you banging the maid?

 

[Videodrome]

Japan is working on the VR headset for it

 

[rankandfile]

Are you talking about a vacuum or are you banging the maid?

Im rich but not intellivision rich

 

[Andy]

I like how the guy is standing there looking at it like it's the most normal thing in the world.

 

[Videodrome]

Theres also an Australian sperm donation extractor.

I don't think that's his style.

 

[lowdru2k]

Just when you think you've seen everything...

 

[Registered User 1]

Theres also an Australian sperm donation extractor.

I was just about to say, that this will put me out of business!

Married men will be able to get off without the guilt, damnit!!!

 

[Digital Joker]

I was just about to say, that this will put me out of business!

Married men will be able to get off without the guilt, damnit!!!

So scandalous.