Didn't Know Where To Put This: Video Games Edition

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The Activision one is spot on.

The EA one should have simply said "Server down."
 

The Living Tribunal

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#4
EA is only the worst company in America because Ubisoft is based in Europe.
 

Shawn Jelsic

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I guess the traffic must be low today
 

Kassen

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^^ actually they are just taking a break from your favorite thread
 

jimmyD

"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
Sep 11, 2013
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#7
@ least they're honest...
 

Z A C K

Stayin' Fresh
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Sep 11, 2013
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#8
All these are pretty spot on, especially Apple.
 

CX360

It's the extreme!!
Sep 17, 2013
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#9
What about Bethesda?

"Our games are heavily broken on launch and for months afterwards, but you'll buy them anyway. And don't use any of the words in our titles for words in your game titles, or we will sue you."
 

Frozpot

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#10
The Apple one is classic, though the "we control everything" tag would work better for Apple vs Ms as well.
 

TDbank24

PS4 is #1
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The Microsoft one should say: Best. In. The. World.
 

Frozpot

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#22
Nice, succinct example of all that's wrong with society. Nice. Iove how that person just threw "Trans" in there, as if it had any relevancy at all. "Look at how much of a victim I am!!"

I wonder how good all those indie games this Amber Coal made are...
 

Spiritech

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"I'm a marginalized trans indie developer"

Its the new Nigerian Prince scam.
 

Bellybama

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#24
Amber Coal... That's so my new drag name. Goodbye Alegra Thunderf***.
 

Oblong

Day 1 Gamer - 1976
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Sep 11, 2013
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That's what she said.


(delayed thread title response) :laugh::wink:
 

Bellybama

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Bahahhaha. That's terrible! Kittens aren't like children. You can't just have another!