Ever sharted?

Wasn't there a thread a long time ago at TXB in the OTL about a guy who was taking a shower with his gf and he sharted and she dumped him?

Good times... good times...
 
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Never. But the first time I ate sugarfree Hershey's? I dropped my GF at the time home. On the drive home I passed out from the gas pressure and trying to hold in the diarrhea. I almost crashed. I got home and I could only take baby steps up my driveway. Halfway up I couldn't make it anymore. I dropped the jeans and had the worst chunky diarrhea I ever had in the neighbor's pack of sandra. I never felt so relieved after taking a poop.
 
Yes, but luckily my mom was with me at the time and was able to change my underwear. This was back when I was only 22 or so.
 
Never. But the first time I ate sugarfree Hershey's? I dropped my GF at the time home. On the drive home I passed out from the gas pressure and trying to hold in the diarrhea. I almost crashed. I got home and I could only take baby steps up my driveway. Halfway up I couldn't make it anymore. I dropped the jeans and had the worst chunky diarrhea I ever had in the neighbor's pack of sandra. I never felt so relieved after taking a poop.
lol I guess I had a close call like this once. Was on my way between work locations about an hour apart and had to stop at a Wendy's because no way was I going to make it.
 
Once. Was playing Chronicles of Riddick one Sunday after a pretty heavy night of drinking. Thought it was just another fart, no warning signs (other than the awful hangover). Had to walk carefully up two flights of stairs to clean up too.

That was about 7 yrs ago. I've been easing my farts out carefully ever since.
 
Wasn't there a thread a long time ago at TXB in the OTL about a guy who was taking a shower with his gf and he sharted and she dumped him?

Good times... good times...
I seem to remember a topic about someone from another forum? He was on a date and made a right mess in her bathroom and even uploaded some pictures he had done using MS paint.
 
:laugh: I'm not sure if we're talking about the same person.
 
I think we need to better define shart. How much fecal matter need transfer to your underwear to be considered worthy?
 
I think a shart is something that is not going to be seen through your pants but will stick around and cause your coworkers to wonder why that fart smell isn't going away.
 
Net weight would be best, though we could also use an odor to distance ratio or offence quotient of innocent bystanders.
 
A close friend sharted in front of his sister and her best friend (whom he had a huge crush on). He was running for the bathroom at the time. Bad thing was, he slipped and fell in it in front of them.
 
I did once on my lunch break at work.

I eat in my car sometimes. So I didn't shart in the break room or anything.:laugh:

But luckily I don't live far from work.
 
Is a sneezy poop the same thing?
I had one of those several years ago when I had been in the bed sick with the flu , I remember waking up and just having a sudden monster sneeze which led to an "Accidental Discharge", it wasn't extremely messy but when it happened my a****** felt like lightning had hit it or something.. hurt so bad.
 
Pretty sure I've done this at least half a dozen times. Usually it's due to illness though.

I did once have a particularly heavy night drinking on a rugby tour and wake up in the morning having shat myself.

:laugh:
 
Is a sneezy poop the same thing?
I had one of those several years ago when I had been in the bed sick with the flu , I remember waking up and just having a sudden monster sneeze which led to an "Accidental Discharge", it wasn't extremely messy but when it happened my a****** felt like lightning had hit it or something.. hurt so bad.

:laugh: Awesome.
 
I was 8 years old. The cause? Chick-fil-A. The problem?

So At my mall there was one of those VR roller coaster things. I'm inside of it with my aunt, and I have to far. My stomach doesn't hurt, feels like a normal fart. Little did I know it was like releasing a floodgate. I was s***ting water for a week. Literally it was slightly off color water, still translucent, not opaque. Actually sharted a second time due to this, but I was at home then.
 
Sharted? We used to call it "Timming in your pants" because I used to do it a lot in college. What can I say? I have lived with IBS all my life. Thankfully now I am aware of my body and can pretty much predict hours ahead of time if I will need extra teepee or just say "f*** it" and strap on another Depends.