No matter what
Some crazy s***
Wife was driving bus...what a twist!Man: Im going down the pub for a drink with the lads.
Wife: Alright but make sure you wear your snappy looking vest in case you get hit by a bus.
Man: *confused Uh.... will do love.
Man that bus driver must have been late for a date. Dude took that corner like the Dukes of Hazzard.