It's my birthday and I'm drunk.

Happy birthday
 
Happy Birthday, you're in better shape than on your 28th birthday! Congrats.
 
I'm in much better shape than on my 29th birthday! I didn't start doing anything until a month after my last birthday.
You're like a weight-based Benjamin Button.
 
Not my brithday, but close to drunk. Buzz-ka-roonie-billy-body for sure, but noah drink-rada-doopey- groopy-far-fa-meen drunkness going in yet. Chug?