What do you call an investigator in an alligator?
You can call him whatever you want. He dead.
Or he's screwing a gator.
How do you confuse an archeaologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask what period it came from.
I imagine you were dressed as a minion at the time.Not a joke but I just realised the Saturday has the word turd in it
what do you do when you see a space man?
park it man