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I've been had!

I've had an empty box of beer in my refrigerator taking up space, even though I apparently finished it over a week ago. Bleh!

So, on top of the fact that I've been jamming in stuff around it and barely getting the door closed, I didn't even get a drink out of it! Granted, I already had like six shots of tequila tonight and finishing off the bottle...but still!

That feeling of reaching into an empty box... of holding it and turning it upside down because you can't believe it's empty...of looking in it again and squeezing it because you still can't believe....
 
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Godsmack said:
I've been had!

I've had an empty box of beer in my refrigerator taking up space, even though I apparently finished it over a week ago. Bleh!

So, on top of the fact that I've been jamming in stuff around it and barely getting the door closed, I didn't even get a drink out of it! Granted, I already had like six shots of tequila tonight and finishing off the bottle...but still!

That feeling of reaching into an empty box... of holding it and turning it upside down because you can't believe it's empty...of looking in it again and squeezing it because you still can't believe....
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If I had a vagina, that's how I'd picture it.
 
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Why is Apple so anal about not allowing people to use wireless controllers on their damn devices?

You know how much more complete my life would be if I could just sync a damn DS4 to my damn iPhone 6+ so can I could actually control the damn characters on the damn screen? Damn!
 
  1. Dno69 said:
    Why is Apple so anal about not allowing people to use wireless controllers on their damn devices?

    You know how much more complete my life would be if I could just sync a damn DS4 to my damn iPhone 6+ so can I could actually control the damn characters on the damn screen? Damn!
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    Because it would be better than a Nintendo Switch?
 
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My forrams are starting to get hairier, and I actually like it. I'm not a supper hair bloke, but I do enjoy body hair, as well as manscaping.

My body hair is rather blond, but it's finally starting to get manly.

And did everyone know that blond is for boys, and blonde is for girls?

I feel like I could cut down a tree a slaughter a llama
 
Bellybama said:
My forrams are starting to get hairier, and I actually like it. I'm not a supper hair bloke, but I do enjoy body hair, as well as manscaping.

My body hair is rather blond, but it's finally starting to get manly.

And did everyone know that blond is for boys, and blonde is for girls?

I feel like I could cut down a tree a slaughter a llama
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I have about as much hair on my big toe as I do on my arms. I swear the hair fairy passed me by when I was growing up. On the plus side, I never really have to shave my face. On the downside, if I ever wanted a beard it ain't happening...
 
I had a dream one night that all cancer could be cured by a certain sex position, but there were certain unknown risks. I went around offering my services to anyone willing.

I woke up with a rash on my penis. No joke.
 
One time, I thought I was getting close to a guy, and then he finally opened himself to me.

Then a swam of bees blasted at me, without leaving a deposit of honey.

It was only then that I realised I was dating Candyman.

It's normal to want someone full of bee's, rather than emotionally available, right? :p

Also, I once told a kid at school that masturbation could cure him of arthritis.
 
It's not possible! It can't be done! It won't work!

You'd think it'd be easy. It's such a simple concept. It should be effortless. But no!

I have decided that it is 100% physically impossible to plug something in to an outlet on the first try. The plug will always be facing the wrong way. The big plug will try to go into the small hole without fail.

And to add further insult to injury, if you try to rotate it around, it will put up more resistance than trying to push a cat into a pool filled with dogs.
 
Godsmack said:
It's not possible! It can't be done! It won't work!

You'd think it'd be easy. It's such a simple concept. It should be effortless. But no!

I have decided that it is 100% physically impossible to plug something in to an outlet on the first try. The plug will always be facing the wrong way. The big plug will try to go into the small hole without fail.

And to add further insult to injury, if you try to rotate it around, it will put up more resistance than trying to push a cat into a pool filled with dogs.
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You ever try plugging that s*** in in the dark because you're too lazy to get out of bed to turn the light on?
 
Dno69 said:
You ever try plugging that s*** in in the dark because you're too lazy to get out of bed to turn the light on?
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I have tried a variety of ways. Plugs know what they are doing. They plan ahead.

P.S. My light just burned out, and I'm now sitting here in the dark.

P.P.S. I'm drunk.
 
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Hey all!

I sat in a Model S this weekend and I'm all like "holy s***".
 
You know when you bang into every single wall in the house, it's probably a good sign that you're drunk.

Of course, I missed one, so I'm good.
 
It's very frightening when you're updating the firmware on your TV and the screen goes dark after it gets to 100%, and you still hear the audio for an entire minute wondering if your TV is dead before it finally restarts.
 
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Welp, there goes my mouse wheel. I wish I had more control over my anger sometimes.
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Don't you remember that terrible era before the mouse wheel? Back when you had to drag the bar down manually? Oh man.

I went to Phoenix last month with my girlfriend and on top of all the awesome stuff we got to do, she set me up with a test drive for a Model X. Oh man, that thing is a dream. I want one SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.
 
Does anyone else find Jennifer Lopez kind of annoying too?

I mean she's stunning. But Jesus, does she ever know it.
 
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Dno69 said:
Does anyone else find Jennifer Lopez kind of annoying too?

I mean she's stunning. But Jesus, does she ever know it.
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The thing thing that bugs me about J.Lo is that she keeps wearing flesh coloured leotards, that look like they're Bejeweled with rhinestones by Billy Ray and Leane Rhimes on an acid trip.
 
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The thing thing that bugs me about J.Lo is that she keeps wearing flesh coloured leotards, that look like they're Bejeweled with rhinestones by Billy Ray and Leane Rhimes on an acid trip.
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In all her videos, she's like, "Look how beautiful I look rolling around on the beach." " " now look how beautiful I am with sand stuck to my ass." " Now look at me with a platinum blonde Hiltler hairdo wig on " like wtf?
 
You know what? For once I'm actually going to be a responsible adult, and stop drinking before I get piss drunk. I'm going to make a change in my life, and start being in control of my drinking habits. I can just say to myself, I am in charge, and drink without getting carried away.

I mean, sure the bottle being empty is influencing my decision, but still!
 
If a tree falls in the forest = if the earth blows up
And no one is there to hear it = no such thing as intelligent extraterrestrial life
Does it make a sound? = Does anything matter?
 
We need some kind of Danish fast food chain. Only it wouldn't be authentic Danish food, like Taco Bell isn't really Mexican. They'd serve salty meatballs trapped inside a hollowed-out deep fried potato. And their pastries would be shaped like Viking longboats.

I'll call it "Flemming's"
 
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I'm out of breath just from walking upstairs. My heart is beating fast for no reason. I'm too drunk to even look at teh screen.

The fact that I can even type after finishing all this alcohol is...just whatever.

The stress gets to me. I don't even want to talk about it. I sometimes hope I can drink and forget. I just wish they made the bottle bigger. Half a bottle of tequila is nothing. I don't even care if I wake up.

I wish I had a better way of dealing with stress...
 
Dno69 said:
Have you ever eaten a whole bag of croutons?
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I don't even think I've ever bought croutons.

I always make sure I have plenty of snacks while drinking. Otherwise, eventually I'll just eat stupid sh*t like pickles out of the jar, maybe some a1 sauce...
 
New normal. Even going shopping in local mall is a risk.

Bomb threat in Gießen shopping mall & Frankfurt on 17 May 2017. All we got is a 2 min report on local radio. Had I not listen to radio, I would have completely missed the news. terrorism has been treated like normal now in Germany. So sad. No one want to talk about it. Very depressing

No English link as it is deserving on of local news.
http://hessenschau.de/panorama/entw...inkaufszentren,bombendrohung-giessen-100.html
 
Bomb threats have been going on forever. We used to get them in my old school all the time back in the late 80s, 90s. The problem is back then we laughed them off. Now, you never know when there's really going to be one.
 
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