The random thoughts thread!

Well?

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    Votes: 31 56.4%

  • No

    Votes: 7 12.7%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 17 30.9%
  • Total voters
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Ugly women need love too, otherwise I would not be here posting nonsense.
 
MR X said:
Ugly women need love too, otherwise I would not be here posting nonsense.
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I believe it was my good friend, Mahatma Gandhi who said, "Ugly people don't find love. They settle for company."

And he was like, a nuclear psychologist or something, so he obviously knows his s***.
 
Now, you all know I'm not one for dramatics, but the biggest thing that will ever happen to you is about to already of had happened is... Or something.



Now excuse me bitches, I'm off to buy some fishing nets. That look is snatched.
 
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If odds are high enough I think I might throw a couple hundred down on MacGregor in the Mayweather fight. Always a chance he gets lucky and catches Mayweather with a knockout punch in first couple rounds. Should pay a few thousand.
FOOK FLOYD MAYWEATHA.
 
Last weekend I was cutting up jalapeno peppers from my garden and got distracted for a few minutes when someone pulled up outside. I forgot about what I was doing previously and went to the restroom area without washing my hands...NOT good.
 
Shoplifter tried to bottle me last night. Fell backwards and landed arse first on another bottle in his bag and smashed it.

I laughed at him as he hobbled away with nothing but a sore arse.
 
I hate commercials where the people are so happy that they got a great deal that they feel like dancing. Fukc that. Thats gotta stop. It's tired and not funny.
 
What is Emma Stone hiding behind her bangs on that one side?

I tried asking google... still wondering.
 
pravus said:
What is Emma Stone hiding behind her bangs on that one side?

I tried asking google... still wondering.
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Let's just say that if I'm going to have "emma stone bangs" in my search history that I'm expecting a huge payoff.
 
The Wolf King said:
Shoplifter tried to bottle me last night. Fell backwards and landed arse first on another bottle in his bag and smashed it.

I laughed at him as he hobbled away with nothing but a sore arse.
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Am I the only one who has no idea what this means?
 
Hmm, it's 6am, and I'm drunk!

I don't know if that's good or bad...

I'm going to say good!...because why not!...
 
I met my 'boyfriends' parents for the first time tonight, only to find out that he had described me as "the incest guy!" Via text to them.

Allegedly it was a typo for "nicest."
 
Bellybama said:
I met my 'boyfriends' parents for the first time tonight, only to find out that he had described me as "the incest guy!" Via text to them.

Allegedly it was a typo for "nicest."
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Were they disappointed to find out you weren't the incest guy?
 
Well, I'm certainly not the nicest guy... :p

One of my cousin's is super hot though...

How distant does a relative have to be bloodwise for it to no longer be incest?

And does it count if you cyber?
 
Dno69 said:
There's a girl at the bank that that looks like a dark haired Chelsea Clinton, but she has a nice phat ass and overall sexy ass body.
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Get her name for me or get her to post here.
 
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