The random thoughts thread!
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Me too. I like to have a least a little control over what I'm doing. Even when I know the odds are against me.
Haven't been to a casino in several years although I've got a couple here in town. Having only been to three in my life I usually just take $10 or something and do the super cheap slots and call it quits after that. Minimal money lost but still a good time with friends.
This reminds me of a Chris Turner joke I just heard:
My brother has Aspergers, so if you give him a Rubik’s Cube, he doesn’t say “Thank you”.
Yargh. Ive been wanting to word vomit about this all day...
So for Xmas, my boyfriend (whom I'm madly in love-hate with... He's a ginger), bought me two baseball bats. Wtf am I going to do with two baseball's bats? Like seriously?! My interpretation of sport is drinking at the tennis.
Anyway, this guy, the ginger, we met ages ago, we were friends, and I was horrible to him (re:ginger).
Two years later, I break my leg in 3 places, and I see him on Grindr again, and he literally cooks soup for me in my house... I made him clean all the dishes afterwards, and told him I don't eat soup.
We've dating ever since...
Anyway, so we've been dating for awhile, and I'm keen on this souless ginger, and he announced at dinner about 4 months ago that he was going to marry me, even if he had to drag me by my hair, and I was all "sure, but there'll be so many hoops that you'll have to jump through that you'll give up."
Yesterday,he got down on both knees, and gave me an onyx ring (he listened!) And asked me to marry him.
I said yes instantly, because this f***er gets me. He learnt to rearrange all the magazine's at the supermarket so as Tori Spelling is in front of all of them. He knows not to touch/make eye contact when I wake up. He puts up with my s***. In case you guys haven't figured out, I'm a f***ed up c***.
The biggest thing for me, is that he is the first person Ive never lied to. Ever. And I'm pretty brutal.
But anywho, I couldn't get over the baseball bats...
What the f*** kind of gift is that?!?
Seriously!?
He said "you planned to get arrested 'lemmonading' on new years day. I want to get arrested with you."
4 hours of sex later, he's asleep beside me.
I'm so happy.
I am so utterly happy. It's scary.
So for Xmas, my boyfriend (whom I'm madly in love-hate with... He's a ginger), bought me two baseball bats. Wtf am I going to do with two baseball's bats? Like seriously?! My interpretation of sport is drinking at the tennis.
Anyway, this guy, the ginger, we met ages ago, we were friends, and I was horrible to him (re:ginger).
Two years later, I break my leg in 3 places, and I see him on Grindr again, and he literally cooks soup for me in my house... I made him clean all the dishes afterwards, and told him I don't eat soup.
We've dating ever since...
Anyway, so we've been dating for awhile, and I'm keen on this souless ginger, and he announced at dinner about 4 months ago that he was going to marry me, even if he had to drag me by my hair, and I was all "sure, but there'll be so many hoops that you'll have to jump through that you'll give up."
Yesterday,he got down on both knees, and gave me an onyx ring (he listened!) And asked me to marry him.
I said yes instantly, because this f***er gets me. He learnt to rearrange all the magazine's at the supermarket so as Tori Spelling is in front of all of them. He knows not to touch/make eye contact when I wake up. He puts up with my s***. In case you guys haven't figured out, I'm a f***ed up c***.
The biggest thing for me, is that he is the first person Ive never lied to. Ever. And I'm pretty brutal.
But anywho, I couldn't get over the baseball bats...
What the f*** kind of gift is that?!?
Seriously!?
He said "you planned to get arrested 'lemmonading' on new years day. I want to get arrested with you."
4 hours of sex later, he's asleep beside me.
I'm so happy.
I am so utterly happy. It's scary.
The lesbian sea gulls unionised.How come woman can be gay and homosexual but men can't be lesbians?
Why is it closed? Is it a security thing for Trump's family? Or a bomb threat?
I had this woman send me a friend request on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Sandrine.dupond0104?fref=jewel
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Edit: can't figure out the gif and now I've got a damn IMG tag wtf
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Edit: can't figure out the gif and now I've got a damn IMG tag wtf
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You know when you outgrow people but they don't realize it and keep inviting you to gatherings and you eventually feel obligated to go cause you've used just about every excuse to not go previously?
That's my afternoon today.
Ugh.... I think I'd rather be thrown into a Turkish prison for the day than have to go to this.
That's my afternoon today.
Ugh.... I think I'd rather be thrown into a Turkish prison for the day than have to go to this.
Never understood all the hate for Terminator Salvation. Sure the CGI at the end was horrid but overall I quite liked the movie.
I liked it. It was better than Genisys, and not quite as silly as part 3.
Salvation is the future one right? It was ok. Would also put it above 3. Haven't seen Genisys yet.
1>2>Salvation>3 from what I've seen.
1>2>Salvation>3 from what I've seen.
Is anyone else excited for the Olympics? I've no idea what it is exactly, but I'm excited for the bobsledding for some reason.
I saw it in theater and at home. I think it’s decent and definitely not as bad as some people made it out to be.
Is anyone else excited for the Olympics? I've no idea what it is exactly, but I'm excited for the bobsledding for some reason.
No, because it ruins all of my soap operas for several weeks.
