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Cena resorts to clucking like a chicken outside Undertaker’s house
In his escalating attempts to goad The Undertaker into a WrestleMania showdown, professional wrestler John Cena reportedly stood on the lawn of the Phenom’s Death Valley home, clucking like chicken.
“Buk-buk-buk-bukawww,” hollered Cena, strutting around the yard, flapping his bent arms like plump wings to imply cowardice on the part of the Underatker.
“What’s the matter, ‘Taker, are you a chic-chic-chicken?” he continued. “Buk-bukaw!”
The Undertaker, who has hitherto refused to respond to Cena’s weekly challenges for a match, was briefly spotted peering out his living room window, shaking his head in disbelief, and closing the curtains.
Cena was undeterred, reportedly strutting hen-like around the yard for another three hours, clucking and c***-a-doodle-dooing in a manner taught to him by longtime mentor Terry Taylor, until finally leaving after the Undertaker’s wife, Michelle McCool, turned on the lawn sprinklers.
According to backstage sources, Cena is now desperately looking for a magical urn that seems to hold irresistible power over the Undertaker.
https://www.kayfabenews.com/cena-resorts-standing-outside-undertakers-house-clucking-chicken/
In his escalating attempts to goad The Undertaker into a WrestleMania showdown, professional wrestler John Cena reportedly stood on the lawn of the Phenom’s Death Valley home, clucking like chicken.
“Buk-buk-buk-bukawww,” hollered Cena, strutting around the yard, flapping his bent arms like plump wings to imply cowardice on the part of the Underatker.
“What’s the matter, ‘Taker, are you a chic-chic-chicken?” he continued. “Buk-bukaw!”
The Undertaker, who has hitherto refused to respond to Cena’s weekly challenges for a match, was briefly spotted peering out his living room window, shaking his head in disbelief, and closing the curtains.
Cena was undeterred, reportedly strutting hen-like around the yard for another three hours, clucking and c***-a-doodle-dooing in a manner taught to him by longtime mentor Terry Taylor, until finally leaving after the Undertaker’s wife, Michelle McCool, turned on the lawn sprinklers.
According to backstage sources, Cena is now desperately looking for a magical urn that seems to hold irresistible power over the Undertaker.
https://www.kayfabenews.com/cena-resorts-standing-outside-undertakers-house-clucking-chicken/
I haven't watched any WWE programming since sometime after Wrestlemania 31. My thoughts are this: I enjoyed the show overall. It was fun to watch, and I found myself not feeling confused or out of the loop. WWE did a good job of making sure people who don't watch weekly got the storyline going into the match. Women's wrestling is amazing in WWE right now. From NXT to Smackdown/Raw. I would definitely watch a women's ppv or network special seeing what I saw. If I had to complain about anything, it's that there were too many multiman matches. Two battle royales, four tag matches, a 3 way, and a 4 way. It felt clogged up, but I must admit that it gives the actual singles matches more importance I felt. With that said, I don't think I'll be watching WWE progamming on a weekly or even monthly basis, but I'll make an exception for network specials or cards that capture my eye.
Favorite matches:
Favorite matches:
- Asuka vs Charlotte Flair was match of the night for me. I was absolutely absorbed in the match. It's my first time seeing either women wrestle, and it's an absolute pleasure to watch.
- Rhonda/Angle vs HHH/Steph was surprisingly a ton of fun to watch, and I'll go so far as to say that it was the tag team match of the night. It lived up to the expectations.
- Matt Hardy winning the Andre the Giant Memorial made me happy. I'm looking forward to seeing him and Bray as a tag team, along with the eventual break-up. -The US Championship match was really fun to watch, and seeing Bobby Roode in Wrestlemania for the first time was amazing. He's one of my modern favorites, and I can see him going far. Wasn't upset about Jinder Mahal winning either. Haven't seen much of him, but I love his look and he has a classic heel vibe to me. He seemed so far ahead of his days as Great Khalis master.
- Not a popular opinion, but I enjoyed Brock vs Reigns. I'm a fan of these hard hitting matches, and I don't mind a slow pace either. Their first match was way better though, but the circumstances were clearly different. It's kind of BS that Reigns had to be busted open the way he did though. Brock winning was the right call. It was a surprise, and now it'll get people wondering about what's next for Raw.
True. They could reduce it by at least three matches with a interpromotional match featuring champions, like Smackdown Tag Champs vs Raw Tag Champs, and put the IC or US Championship on the line in the Andre Memorial. There's plenty they could do, and still get everyone on the show.
Takeover and WM were excellent.
Its about time we got a good and mostly solid WM.
I luved how long it was...
Back in the day ppvs were long with intermissions to boot.
Its about time we got a good and mostly solid WM.
I luved how long it was...
Back in the day ppvs were long with intermissions to boot.
Bruno Sammartino just passed away I hear. Sad news, but one of the few guys that really earned the moniker of a living legend. Guy looked like a beast, even in the 80s.
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Got some of the free month from WM34 left for the GRR. It's an intriguing card for sure. One thing I'm questioning is how they'll handle a prayer in the middle of a show. Word is that WWE wants this to be a 7 1/2 hour show. We'll see I guess!
So really the WWE showed it's bad side by doing the event. No women were allowed and Sami Zayn was banned(Not by WWE) for being Muslim of Syrian descent.
And they apologised to their fans watching because WWE played a promo video that featured women wrestlers in it.
They picked a big pay check in the end rather than doing the event somewhere that isn't still so backwards.
And they apologised to their fans watching because WWE played a promo video that featured women wrestlers in it.
They picked a big pay check in the end rather than doing the event somewhere that isn't still so backwards.