Top 10 Science Jokes as told by Stephen Hawking

[sharkboy1200]

 

[sharkboy1200]

http://blogs.discovery.com/inscider/2014/01/stephen-hawking-jokes.html

 

[Jarrod]

Here is a Stephen Hawking joke
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[Z A C K]

I bet these jokes had Stephen Hawking rolling.

 

[sharkboy1200]

I bet these jokes had Stephen Hawking rolling.

He had to take a seat because these jokes left him weak in the legs.

 

[Mercylack]

I was amused at first... now I kinda regret watching all vids

 

[Godsmack]

A man asked me if I knew the chemical symbol for sodium. I shook my head and said na.

 

[Z A C K]

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

 

[Indiana Cajones]

Push me, and then just touch me, until I can get my satisfaction. Satisfaction. Satisfaction.