But seriously, congrats on the engagement m8
Cheers man.
It's opened up an entire can of worms for me now.
People keep asking "when's the wedding?" And all that s***.
I never agreed to a wedding!
I just want a few engagement parties.
If I ever do have a wedding(which won't be for years), I want to be sitting on a throne on a raised dais, and have my guests bring forward and offer their gifts to me. I'll open them on the spot, at which point, I'll then decide if they get the full 5 courses and champagne, or the brown rice and stale beer served at tables that wobble whenever you rest your wrists on the table.
I looked up online if you can rent tigers to be chained to your throne, but they make it super difficult in this stupid country.
They didn't even care when I told them I wanted to reinact Lana Del Rey's Born to Die video for a wedding. Then I tried to get a monkey... That was even harder!
It's rediculous. Steve Irwin got to have all sorts of animals that would make amazing clothing in his backyard, but I can't even get two tigers? Racist!