A thread to make Hedonvally lose it.....

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BDaddyK

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That'sfunny stuff right their
 

Hedon

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OMG, you are killing me here PV. The one that really hit home is the "is typing" bubble and no response. I nearly lose my s*** when I see that. You pretty much pushed everyone of my buttons in a single post.

f***ing bastard. I hate you more than ever.
 

Bellybama

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OMG, you are killing me here PV. The one that really hit home is the "is typing" bubble and no response. I nearly lose my s*** when I see that. You pretty much pushed everyone of my buttons in a single post.

f***ing bastard. I hate you more than ever.
The fact that an amputee that chews their nails until their nail bed is f***ed didn't bother you?!
 

Hedon

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It's either the tape or the toothpaste in that one that gets me. Probably the toothpaste, because that is a daily occurrence for me. I squeeze mine as flat as humanly possible to get the last bit out (wife thinks I am off my rocker), and then when I put it on my brush sometimes, that savings has fallen into the sink. OMG.
 

BDaddyK

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The packing tape one!!!
 

Dno69

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That's like a day in my life.
 
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That zipper on the jacket happens to me way too often, but it sucks harder when you overshoot the zip and there's a little triangle not covering the waste/belly intersection.
 

Hedon

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The fork in the syrup, the icons on the desktop and table ledge kill me :(
 

Grimmy

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Wet socks, ugh. I put on a pair of fresh socks, walk in the kitchen after the dog just drank some water. I get that one little wet spot underneath....socks come off.
 

Hedon

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Those scissors remind me how my arm feels when I accidentally sleep on it and in the middle of the night I jump and and can't feel a damn thing in my noodle arm, and I am swinging about to get blood rushing to it again!
 

Grimmy

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#5 bothers me

There were a set of pictures where holes were added to an image and it took awhile for it to get out of my head. Disturbing (for me ) to look at.
 
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The wine cork one happens to me too often.
 

Hedon

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That xray is disturbing.
 

Hedon

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Lol at mayo freaks me out as in gross.
 

Hedon

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What are these??



And I am going to go ape s*** on this dude...