Didn't Know Where To Put This: Video Games Edition
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Sims Are No Longer OK With Other People Watching Them Bang
The Sims 4 was patched yesterday and, big surprise, some of the changes are hilarious. Let's take a look.
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/12/sims-are-no-longer-ok-with-other-people-watching-them-bang/
This is racist! Obviously the Taliban has taken over coding the sims, and unlike real life, we can't watch family members goto town on each other.
The Sims 4 was patched yesterday and, big surprise, some of the changes are hilarious. Let's take a look.
- Woohoo or Mess Around with a non-household Sim on a non-household lot will now properly shoo other Sims from the room during said action.
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/12/sims-are-no-longer-ok-with-other-people-watching-them-bang/
This is racist! Obviously the Taliban has taken over coding the sims, and unlike real life, we can't watch family members goto town on each other.
That is beautiful and sad at the same time. The only thing that would have made it better is if someone had responded that the engine was in the back because it was a British car and they needed it that way so they could drive on the other side of the road.
I had a friend who had two friends, both called Jeremy who used their right hand to control the joystick their left for the other buttons.
I hated both of them so much, but one of them was disabled, so I couldn't vocaly hate him #thestruggleisreal
I have to admit, I may have bounced on my chair and flapped my arms when watching the Mario trailer.
I'm literally buying a Switch because of that video.
Research shows, playing lots of videogames improves sexual performance.
"We found a lower prevalence of premature ejaculation in gamers compared with non-gamers."
http://www.jsm.jsexmed.org/article/S1743-6095(17)31149-9/fulltext
"We found a lower prevalence of premature ejaculation in gamers compared with non-gamers."
http://www.jsm.jsexmed.org/article/S1743-6095(17)31149-9/fulltext
That's because when you masturbate that much, it get's insensitive. Duh. I want to call BS anyway. Gamers don't have girlfriends, so how would they possibly know if this is true?
#IGoWhenItsTime #IGotMineGetYours
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