I have superpowers but I'm too afraid to tell anyone because they might think I'm crazy... what should I do?
I have Superpowers
- Thread starter Mad Sientist89
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If TV has taught us anything it is that you should keep it a secret because people will not accept you and you will be hunted down 
Cool.. There are lotsss of sssuperheroessss and villainsss out there with powersss.
Yoursss truly isss one of thossse sssuperbeeingsss – I sssometimes go by the name Red Sssnake.
Beeing worried about people thinking you're crazy, isssn't a usssual trait amongssst mad ssscientissstsss. There isss clearly sssomething wrong with you - you ssshould avoid all contact with 'professssssional help', they'd jussst lock you up, and unlessssss your sssure that you'll be able to sssmasssh your way out of whatever cell they put you in, that sssucksss.
Dissscovering/tesssting our sssuperpowersss isss a common problem for many budding sssuper-heroesss/villainsss, however if you follow sssome sssimple rulesss, you'll mossst likely be fine;
- when tesssting your doomsssday-device, keep a dissstance before detonation.
- When tesssting flight ability ssstart in low altitudesss.
- When tesssting x-ray visssion, don't comment if you don't like what you sssee.
- When tesssting your sssuper-ssstrength, bend your kneesss and don't lift with your back.
- Alssso it'sss very important to aim at non-vital partsss when trying to tessst if you're bulletproof.
Alssso when ssselecting a nemesssisss - make sssure you concider more assspectsss than how easssy they will be to defeat.
Forinssstance, The Punisssher isss much easssier to defeat than Ssspiderman, but loosssing a fight againssst Ssspiderman grant'sss you rematchesss, while loosssing againssst The Punisssher, isss more permanent. Ssso be carefull.
If you wisssh, I could continue to mentor you, if you bring me tribute and loot, you can become my new sssidekick. I need a new one, sssince I ate my last sssidekick when ssshe got fat - ssshe didn't tassste asss good asss I tought ssshe would tough, not like chicken at all, more like cow.
If TV has taught us anything it is that you should keep it a secret because people will not accept you and you will be hunted down
oh my god, if he actually did have superpowers, this is closer to the truth than you know. Except it would be the government doing the hunting.
