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We are living in a time when a tiny minority of illogical and emotional fools are using stunts, obnoxious behavior and social media to try to convince the masses that truth is only as valid as their own opinion.

I need a beer.
 
We are living in a time when a tiny minority of illogical and emotional fools are using stunts, obnoxious behavior and social media to try to convince the masses that truth is only as valid as their own opinion.

And that's just the ones running the government.
 
Yeah, it was supposed to be 3pm pacific, which is over an hour ago -- although now they're saying "between 3 and 5," so who knows, it still might happen. They're charging $5 per view on Noize TV, but here's live coverage on Youtube (click Youtube link):

edit: nm, launch cancelled
 
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Wtf is that

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Flat Earth conspiracy theorist fails to launch homemade rocket again

Infamous flat-Earther Mike Hughes had yet another failed attempt to get his rocket project off the ground.

On Saturday, Hughes strapped himself to his homemade green rocket with the words "Flat Earth" inscribed across the side and was unable to initiate lift-off. The failure, Hughes said in an interview posted to YouTube, was due to a blown o-ring — an integral piece of equipment in getting a space vehicle into the air.

Hughes says in the video that he might try another lift-off attempt in the next few days after the latest failure but noted that he has to appear in court on Tuesday because he's suing several Californian officials, including Jerry Brown, the state's governor.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/flat-earther-fails-launch-homemade-rocket-article-1.3803111
 
Dude, I broke a personal shifty record. Five shifties for one post (above). :laugh:
 
Andy

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-mad-mike-hughes-apos-182000969.html

'Mad Mike Hughes' Injured in Crash of Homemade Rocket During Mission to Prove Earth Is Flat

The self-taught engineer known as “Mad” Mike Hughes launched himself 1,875 feet into the sky Sunday, but his descent nearly turned disastrous as the ship came zooming back down to earth at a speed of 350 mph.

The 61-year-old deployed parachutes to slow down but crash landed in the Mojave Desert, just east of Los Angeles.

In video of the descent, response teams in the desert are seen rushing over to help as bystanders cheer him on, but the rocket man fears he has broken his back.

Photos show Hughes building his rocket over the past 10 years, all to prove that the Earth is flat — a notion he wholeheartedly believes.

On Monday, a day after the crash, he spoke to Inside Edition outside the court where he was fighting a ticket he got for speeding in his car.

“I did take a pretty hard hit and I am feeling it right now. I believe I have a compressed fracture in one of my lower vertebrae,” he said.


“It’s scary because once you pull the lever and you release the plunger, there is no way to stop it," he said.

He wants to raise $2 million to launch a rocket into space to prove his theory that the Earth is flat.

 
Oh, so he finally got off the ground. I'd stopped checking for news articles about him, because he kept getting delayed.

Well, good for him. It only cost him a fractured vertebra. Did he prove the Earth was flat? Or just really hard? It's weird, because I thought this was the flight designed to prove the Earth was flat, and yet there is no mention of this proof, or evidence of any kind, instead just a statement that he is trying to raise 2 million dollars to launch a rocket that will prove the Earth is flat. Well, what was the point of this flight, then?

It doesn't make sense to shoot yourself up 1800 feet in the air, to prove something, when you could just drive to a mountain top and get 3 or 4 times that high, without risking life and limb. But whatever. Mad Mike plays by his own rules.

I like that, a day after the crash, he was in court fighting a speeding ticket. You tell 'em, Mike. Fight the system.
 
I'm sure he'll suddenly start believing in science and modern medicine to help heal his back.

If I were a doctor I'd tell him that any help I could give him was based on the same science that says the earth is round and tell him to f* off.
 
Flat earth theory is bogus but it also shows who people can be indoctrinated with the most obvious. & I can bet you many of these people are not dumb.
 
So, if the Earth is flat, have they figured out where the centre of the world is? Or does each person believe they are the middle point of the world?

Surely someone would be able to report back that lives on the edge...

And wouldn't the entire world be day/night at the same time? Haven't they ever Skyped someone overseas?
 
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Also, kudos to this guy.

He built a freaking rocket! That's like... Actually doing stuff!

I didn't even put on pants today.
 
It's always from the "don't believe everything you're told" camp who took that concept to a whole different level.
It's more than that. Many people believed in things that are just not true. How many times you hear China use child or slave labor. Easily variable lie (Even when we have the internet or ask people who been to Chinese factories) yet many people believed it to be a fact since people talk like it was a fact " Don't buy from XXX brands, they are cheap because they exploit child labor in China" etc
 
It's always from the "don't believe everything you're told" camp who took that concept to a whole different level.

I know some people that just like to be different. That’s not being different, that is being stupid. I mean, I enjoy a good conspiracy theory I find them entertaining and interesting (some people come up with clever ones), but to actually believe it like it’s real you have to have something mentally wrong with you. Or some people believe everything they read or see on tv.
 
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I know some people that just like to be different. That’s not being different, that is being stupid. I mean, I enjoy a good conspiracy theory I find them entertaining and interesting (some people come up with clever ones), but to actually believe it like it’s real you have to have something mentally wrong with you. Or some people believe everything they read or see on tv.
I don't know... Have you ever seen the movie Contact? The documentary where we discover that aliens are actually Jodie Foster's Dad?

Everyone thought she was an idiot, but she had like, 8 hours of recorded static.

So, yeah...
 
So, if the Earth is flat, have they figured out where the centre of the world is? Or does each person believe they are the middle point of the world?

Surely someone would be able to report back that lives on the edge...

And wouldn't the entire world be day/night at the same time? Haven't they ever Skyped someone overseas?
I'm not sure if this is flat earth orthodoxy or not, but the article I posted above answers these...

- Rowbotham began espousing his theory in the eighteen-forties, writing and lecturing under the pseudonym Parallax. He envisaged a disk, with the North Pole at the center and Antarctica a wall of ice around the perimeter.

-The responses recede along a path from half-baked to evasive. The sun is barely three dozen miles wide (see Thomas Winship’s “Zetetic Cosmogony,” from 1899), so of course its rays don’t illuminate the whole of Earth at once; as it moves farther from you it appears closer to the horizon, just as the farthest in a series of streetlights appears closest to the ground. And those televised rocket launches? They’re fake. (Notice how the camera angle quickly shifts from a ground-up shot to one supposedly on the rocket itself, looking back toward Earth. And all of those alleged images of a round Earth were Photoshopped.) Yes, you’ve been told, or you’ve read, that Antarctica sees weeks of twenty-four-hour daylight—but have you ever been there and seen it for yourself? Gravity, too, is just another theory; flat-Earthers believe that objects simply fall. (“ ‘Gravity,’ they love that one,” Marble said, using air quotes. “Grabbity—with two ‘B’s.”)

-Many things, the flat-Earthers understand, are being hidden. God, of course. Also, beyond the Antarctic ice wall lie thousands of miles of land—“an America 2.0,” one speaker said—that powerful people are keeping to themselves. Onstage, Mark Sargent had suggested that the world was run by “a small, scary group of smoking men sitting around a table.” nasa, meanwhile, is hoarding billions of dollars in taxpayer money for its operations, which include guarding the ice wall with armed employees and paying frizzy-haired actors to pretend to float in zero gravity. The astronauts are Freemasons, sworn to secrecy. The other workers, the engineers and functionaries, have either been duped or don’t want to speak out, for fear of losing their jobs.

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I'm not sure if this is flat earth orthodoxy or not, but the article I posted above answers these...



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...that is some next level cracked out Cray.

So even if the sun is on the interior of the Earth Dip, how's the moon lit? It would have to be elevated and behind the sun for us to have a perfect circle of a moon in the night sky.

And then solar eclipses couldn't exist, and everyone has seen those, but they couldn't coexist with a new moon.

Still, I love bundt cake, and I love the idea of the earth being shaped like a cake tin.
 
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