The End of the World: A Political Thread.

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So pathetic.




SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.

After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.

"Red alert -- shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"

Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.
After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.
 
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Trump was specifically told that Rudi was being fed BS from Russian intelligence agents and he didn't care.

The warnings to the White House, which have not previously been reported, led national security adviser Robert O’Brien to caution Trump in a private conversation that any information Giuliani brought back from Ukraine should be considered contaminated by Russia, one of the former officials said.
The message was, “Do what you want to do, but your friend Rudy has been worked by Russian assets in Ukraine,” this person said. Officials wanted “to protect the president from coming out and saying something stupid,” particularly since he was facing impeachment over his own efforts to strong-arm Ukraine’s president into investigating the Bidens.
But O’Brien emerged from the meeting uncertain whether he had gotten through to the president. Trump had “shrugged his shoulders” at O’Brien’s warning, the former official said, and dismissed concern about his lawyer’s activities by saying, “That’s Rudy.”
 
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Was just randomly thinking of how old this problem is in the world of random mutherfvckers who seem to exist just to destabilize existing power just on the chance they might gain power or profit from it. I think governements like ours tried to create a balance of powers against more conventional tyranny, but it didn't seem well prepared for this despite the tool of Impeachment or the 25th Amendment.





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I think if Western Government and Society were an Operating System, it has an bug or exploit vulnerable to rhetoric spewing sh;theads that has been open for thousands of years and nobody has successfully patched it.








 
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Well he isn't welcome in England
He talks up Scotland a lot because his mother is from there and he owns a golf course there, I don't think they'd be all that happy to get him either lol. If he leaves the country it'll only be to a place that won't send him back once the New York Attorney General comes after him lol.
 
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