The Future of VR: Space Battleship Girlfriend (NSFW)

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From Japan, naturally.



There's more to the story.

Here's an account by a guy who played it:

"I thought, 'what the heck, okay,' and put on the headset and grabbed the blowup doll."

I was expecting to be greeted by a naked young anime schoolgirl or something similar… but all of a sudden I was transported into outer space above the Earth, and was greeted by a big, muscular black man with dreadlocks in a tight, white tracksuit. He started shouting “HEY MAN!! COMON COMON!! LETS GO! UGH UGHH UGHHH!!!” and started humping me, with techno music blasting in the background.

WTF!?! O_O

I was laughing so hard that I almost cried, as the developer pushed the blowup doll into me, shouting at me to hump it to raise my score.

The blowup doll was rotationally tracked using an iPhone placed inside of it, and connected to Unity. There was a giant cosmic scoreboard hovering over the planet, keeping track of how many thrusts I made.

Fireworks exploded over the planet at the end, and I had to regain my sanity and self-dignity before talking to the developer....

He said that the demo used a model of a schoolgirl before, but the Ocufes staff explained that they couldn’t use it, so they swapped in this big muscular black man instead for the event.

He hasn’t decided on a name for the game yet, but is tentatively calling it “Space Battleship Girlfriend”.
 
The boy is barely twelve. And this is the kind of culture they push onto him. Japan has no sanity left.
 
Blow-up doll as controller. That's a first. Not to mention a game that features getting humped by a "big muscular black man" in a tight white tracksuit. That's some Japanese innovation. Hope it gets a Morpheus port.
 
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I dont know wich is more ridiculous the guy who married a video game charcter or a 12 year old fking a blow doll up to earn points in a video game.

I cant...stop...laughing.

Like you cant make this stuff up. Only in Japan you see crazy s*** like this.



Lmao

sharkboy1200

Yea, the porn idustry could rank in a ton of money from the idea. Who ever created Battlship Space Girlfriend is genius.
 
I dont know wich is more ridiculous the guy who married a video game charcter or a 12 year old fking a blow doll up to earn points in a video game.

I cant...stop...laughing.

Like you cant make this stuff up. Only in Japan you see crazy s*** like this.



Lmao

sharkboy1200

Yea, the porn idustry could rank in a ton of money from the idea. Who ever created Battlship Space Girlfriend is genius.

I'm telling you dude, once the right developer and love doll makers are found, it'll take off like nobodies business. Whoever coordinates all that can become one of the most powerful people in the world. I'm talking round table seat at the Illuminati headquarters.
 
Been sitting here for about 5 minutes trying to think of something to say. I don't have any comment to make.
 
I'm telling you dude, once the right developer and love doll makers are found, it'll take off like nobodies business. Whoever coordinates all that can become one of the most powerful people in the world. I'm talking round table seat at the Illuminati headquarters.
If Real Dolls can make it as a business, combining VR is the next evolution of that industry. I agree, VR will be huge in the sex toy world.

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This game would let me simulate what it is to be a breeder.

I assume all women feel like a big silicone cushion of air, being aimed at your gonads by a bunch of your closest Japanese acquaintances.

Or has Froz been lying to me about the depth of his marriage?
 
I would buy this game, actually. Just so I could piss myself laughing at folk playing it.