lol at the anesthesia one. I've only been under twice. First was when I was a freshman in HS and had surgery. This was when Tom Green was still a thing and he had a skit where he's asking about a rat stealing his keys, so I was saying the same thing. The other was for wisdom teeth but that was honestly boring. By the time I woke up I didn't think my mouth was even that numb anymore and I didn't feel very loopy anyways.
Edit: actually the skit might have been when he had testicular cancer removed. I was in for another, lets just say, sack related issue lol