The Stand-up Comedy Thread!

menace-uk- said:
Wrong thread or the worst comedy show name ever?
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Manchester United have been purchased by Disney+ (who are owned by every other company in the world)

And to top that off, they suck. Just kidding they played to a nil nil draw with Liverpool, which is actually a feat.
 
Zer0beaT said:
Manchester United have been purchased by Disney+ (who are owned by every other company in the world)

And to top that off, they suck. Just kidding they played to a nil nil draw with Liverpool, which is actually a feat.
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Disney wouldn't purchase United because they couldn't put women in the team.

They suck and Liverpool in the same sentence gets you some credit :tounge:
 
Bill Burr is fantastic. Burt the Machine is pretty funny as well.
 
Chapelle, Burr, Louie CK are my personal goats. i was lucky enough to see CK and Bill Burr live last fall.
 
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