Xbox Series X | S Preorder Help/Info Thread

[Nervusbreakdown]

Im going to get another Series S as a traveling kit when I go to places with a monitor and headset.

 

[Swede]

You guys really are missing out not having a next gen machine, my life completely changed when I got my XSX, I'm a new man, a better man, a better father, brother, son, husband, co-worker, lover, arsehole, gamer and overall better suited for this simulation.

 

[Pureshooter]

You guys really are missing out not having a next gen machine, my life completely changed when I got my XSX, I'm a new man, a better man, a better father, brother, son, husband, co-worker, lover, arsehole, gamer and overall better suited for this simulation.

Did you even have kids before the XSX?

 

[Swede]

Did you even have kids before the XSX?

The question that really matters;
Did I even exist?

 

[Pureshooter]

The question that really matters;
Did I even exist?

If you weren’t playing games in near 4K at 30-60 FPS, then no.

 

[Swede]

If you weren’t playing games in near 4K at 30-60 FPS nude with chocolate ice cream poured over my chest and a blindfold over my eyes and an apple in my mouth, then no.

Fixed

 

[Pureshooter]

Fixed

VERY fixed

 

[karmakid]

The question that really matters;
Did I even exist?

Only until we’re aware of you, even then we must go and make that choice to do so, otherwise your both dead and alive

 

[Kvally]

Can I get fixed? Please.

 

[karmakid]

Can I get fixed? Please.

My aunt is a vet, I’m sure she could work you in.

 

[hrudey]

My aunt is a vet, I’m sure she could work you in.

But if he gets fixed what would be the point of working it in?

 

[karmakid]

But if he gets fixed what would be the point of working it in?

Maybe he’s retiring and will put it on his shelf?

 

[Swede]

Can I get a tiny rubber duck shoved up my ass? Please.

My aunt is a hooker, I’m sure she could work you in.

But if he gets your aunt what would be the point of working it in?

Maybe he’s got an itch and will put it in his second rectum afterwards?

Fixed

 

[u2popmofo]

Any good Twitter channels to follow to get stock / inventory release updates for XSX? One of my friends is finally looking for one, he's asking for tips.

 

[Pureshooter]

Im going to get another Series S as a traveling kit when I go to places with a monitor and headset.

It's an awesome travel solution for routing through a car monitor, etc. You don't need ultra high resolution and it's a nice compact system.

 

[karmakid]

 

[karmakid]

Any good Twitter channels to follow to get stock / inventory release updates for XSX? One of my friends is finally looking for one, he's asking for tips.

Wario64 seems to be on it

 

[Kvally]

Gone in 60 seconds apparently

 

[u2popmofo]

Gone in 60 seconds

 

[karmakid]

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/microsoft-xbox-series-s-512-gb-all-digital-console-disc-free-gaming-white/6430277.p?skuId=6430277

Ships to store only

 

[karmakid]

 

[karmakid]

 

[karmakid]

 

[Zcythe]

Won’t take my order...

 

[Zcythe]

Won’t take my order...

I was able to finally get it ordered! Looks like I can expect it mid March. The hunt has been real.

 

[tumorman]

I was able to finally get it ordered! Looks like I can expect it mid March. The hunt has been real.

Congrats man!

 

[Zcythe]

Congrats man!

Thanks!

 

[karmakid]

 

[karmakid]

on sale at Walmart at 12pst

 

[karmakid]