Woke up legit pissed again today.
I never get any ass in my dreams and it's like the most annoying thing ever... it's like, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Scarlet Johannson are both in my bed wearing the clothes they were born in, like begging me for it but I have all these f***ing stupid ass morals in my dreams that always seem to cockblock, like.. "no, I'm sorry, it wouldn't be right since you two are both are married1" or "you two had a few too many drinks, maybe we should hold off until you guys are sober....". Like, wtf. I have no morals, like zilch. My wife knows I would do a somersault into Scarlett Johannsons ass with her in the room if I ever got the chance, but in my dreams I am this annoying high-horse riding douchebag and I never make it past second base. EVERY f***ING TIME, LITERALLY EVERYTIME.
"Remy Lacroix wants to ride me reverse cowgirl until the crack of dawn, but I she quit porno to go back to school so that wouldn't be fair to her since she probably has to get up early for classes..."
Which a****** is directing my dreams, it's not me, I'm sure of it?!!!