The random thoughts thread!

Well?

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What a bitch....


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pravus said:
Woke up legit pissed again today.

I never get any ass in my dreams and it's like the most annoying thing ever... it's like, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Scarlet Johannson are both in my bed wearing the clothes they were born in, like begging me for it but I have all these f***ing stupid ass morals in my dreams that always seem to cockblock, like.. "no, I'm sorry, it wouldn't be right since you two are both are married1" or "you two had a few too many drinks, maybe we should hold off until you guys are sober....". Like, wtf. I have no morals, like zilch. My wife knows I would do a somersault into Scarlett Johannsons ass with her in the room if I ever got the chance, but in my dreams I am this annoying high-horse riding douchebag and I never make it past second base. EVERY f***ING TIME, LITERALLY EVERYTIME.

"Remy Lacroix wants to ride me reverse cowgirl until the crack of dawn, but I she quit porno to go back to school so that wouldn't be fair to her since she probably has to get up early for classes..."

Which a****** is directing my dreams, it's not me, I'm sure of it?!!!
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Oh WTF!!!?! Seriously? Scarlet Johansson is married?


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pravus said:
Woke up legit pissed again today.

I never get any ass in my dreams and it's like the most annoying thing ever... it's like, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Scarlet Johannson are both in my bed wearing the clothes they were born in, like begging me for it but I have all these f***ing stupid ass morals in my dreams that always seem to cockblock, like.. "no, I'm sorry, it wouldn't be right since you two are both are married1" or "you two had a few too many drinks, maybe we should hold off until you guys are sober....". Like, wtf. I have no morals, like zilch. My wife knows I would do a somersault into Scarlett Johannsons ass with her in the room if I ever got the chance, but in my dreams I am this annoying high-horse riding douchebag and I never make it past second base. EVERY f***ING TIME, LITERALLY EVERYTIME.

"Remy Lacroix wants to ride me reverse cowgirl until the crack of dawn, but I she quit porno to go back to school so that wouldn't be fair to her since she probably has to get up early for classes..."

Which a****** is directing my dreams, it's not me, I'm sure of it?!!!
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Wait what? Don't be f***ing with me man
 
Viktor said:
Wait what? Don't be f***ing with me man
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The school thing was her reason a while back actually, but this was the last thing I remember:



Now as for why that s*** is in my head during my dreams, I can't explain.
 
I have to say I’ve never heard of this chick before. Looked her up and uhhh yeah now I know what I’m going to be doing tonight. Research!
 
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lowdru2k said:
I have to say I’ve never heard of this chick before. Looked her up and uhhh yeah now I know what I’m going to be doing tonight. Research!
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Start off with her + Hula Hoops. Trust me.
 
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Strange this human emotion of hornyness... Girls wants a penis inside of them and guys wants to put the penis inside of them. Girls like penis and guys like vagina. Strange.
 
People tend to like me more when they get to know me while I'm being myself. I've heard people regard me as nonchalant before they talk to me. But I think that if you have a s***ty personality, you'd be better off just smiling while having a beautiful body and face, if possible lift weights and in extreme cases it could be good to do some plastic surgery.
 
Swede said:
People tend to like me more when they get to know me while I'm being myself. I've heard people regard me as nonchalant before they talk to me. But I think that if you have a s***ty personality, you'd be better off just smiling while having a beautiful body and face, if possible lift weights and in extreme cases it could be good to do some plastic surgery.
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You have the sense of humor I like. I know either WCG or here people seem taken aback by it but I understand it.
 
karmakid said:
You know, I like everyone, I just hate myself...does that make me racist?
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Self hatred is good at times, if you hate how you look you'll probably try to fix it with gym, clothes, hair products (or toupee). If you hate others you might (if you have the right to buy guns) start shooting people like amerikans tend to do when going mental. If you hate your skin color you might not be racist, I myself prefer to have my skin slightly tanned and like that more than vanilla color. If you hate yourself because you think that your bad characteristics stem from your race, you might be racist, yes.
 
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