Damn this thread.
It got me looking at laptops again and now I have a $1500 ($1350 pre-tax) hole in my wallet.
Old:
Asus G50VT
Windows 8.1 Pro
Intel Core Duo 2.2Ghz
4GB RAM
GeForce 9800M
Yay for "cool" tribal art top, loaded with 35 completely unnecessary leds to flash until you have a seizure.
Capslock/TAB/~` keys left this plane of existence a long time ago. Worn out right side of the laptop that looks someone took a belt sander to it is from using my mouse on there for about 8 years.
Newness:
Just loaded it up, completely didn't expect creepy Windows to already have my desktop picture already uploaded onto this as soon as I signed in.
Asus G751M
Windows 8.1
8 GB Ram
Intel Core i7-4710HQ 2.5Ghz
Nvidia GeForce GTX 860M 4GB VRAM
Intel HD Graphics 4600 1.75GB VRAM(onboard gpu thingy) - I guess I'll use this for physics processing?
17-inch screen, 1080p, touchscreen
1TB HDD
I guess I'll have to somehow change over my PRO version of windows to the new computer.