HOLY SHAZNITTLES!!!!! Chinese Miner, abandoned for 17 years, is found ALIVE!!! Or was he?

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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chi...er-17-years-underground/#sthash.Wf0thKL3.dpuf

Ürümqui| A group of coal miners from the western province of Xinjiang, had an unbelievable surprise when the gallery they were excavating opened up on a section of an old mine, that was abandoned 17 years ago after an earthquake that caused some large sections of the tunnels to collapse. While they were exploring the galleries, they stumbled upon Cheung Wai, a 59-year old survivor from the 1997 accident, obviously in a rather bad shape. He was immediately taken to the hospital where a complete evaluation of his physical and mental states will be done over the next weeks.
 
17 days, 17 years, what's the difference?
Just think of all the trilogies he could've potentially missed. Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Step Up, Fast & Furious, you name it. That would be the real terrible fate.

He would've been trapped in 1997. Titanic, Liar Liar, Fifth Element. Damn son. He missed it all.

"Leo, Jim, Bruce! I shall see you again one day!"