Interview Yourself!

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The below is the questionnaire asked at the end of Inside the Actor's Studio. I like the questions as they're fun and give some insight into a person. The questions originated from originally came from a French series, "Bouillon de Culture" hosted by Bernard Pivot.

Copy and paste the questions. Give two answer for as many as you can. One for real world and one for the forums..... Where applicable.

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
 
What if your favorite word and your favorite curse word are the same? :hehe:
 
What is your favorite word?
Smooth.
You win.

What is your least favorite word?
n*****.
A|A|A (That's why I put a filter in for it.)

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Bettering myself in every aspect of my passions.

What turns you off?

Attention whores.
Intellectual dishonesty.

What is your favorite curse word?

Mother f***er.

What sound or noise do you love?

Little kids laughter from me trying to make them laugh.
The sound of my last hit in a Street Fighter game before I get a KO.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Obnoxious sneezers. Drives me nuts.
Sniper rifle fire in COD.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

A professional athlete.
Creative director.

What profession would you not like to do?

PR for Donald Trump.
Game tester.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

It's ok, all those years of you not going to church meant nothing. Come on in.
 
What is your favorite word? Lunch/Diner
What is your least favorite word? N word
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Lunch/Diner
What turns you off? Voluptuous women with small breasts
What is your favorite curse word? C%#@sucker
What sound or noise do you love? Swish
What sound or noise do you hate? Alarm clock
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Letter spinning like Vana White for 8mill/year or less
What profession would you not like to do? Anything with sewage
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome
 
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lol, I tried but these questions are too hard.
 
What is your favorite word?
Murr! Pandas!
What is your least favorite word?
feminism. democracy.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Emotionally and creatively: music. Lots of music!
What turns you off?
sexually: overly muscular, small boobs, short wang, short hair, short people, short temper,, etc.
What is your favorite curse word?
tits! C###sucker!
What sound or noise do you love?
kittens and puppies! Text message sound!
What sound or noise do you hate?
Windows error message. Fighting and yelling. Trump's voice. "Directed by M. Knight..." Babies crying. Farting. Any noises regarding the restroom.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Construction. Concrete work. Home improvement. Mechanic. Detective. Crime Lab Investigator. Makeup artist. FBI. Nursing. Writer. Artist. Supernatural hunter.
What profession would you not like to do?
Sanitation. Undercover policeman. Paparazzi.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Abra Adabra!
 
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What is your favorite word?

Dubious
Mocha

What is your least favorite word?

Any words invented by Marketing people like Sham-wow

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Mind-Bending Sci-Fi like many Philip K. Dick stories.
Electronic / Cinematic Music. For example DAFT PUNK scoring TRON or M83 scoring OBLIVION
Surrealism

What turns you off?


Fundamentalism
Ideology
Banality

What is your favorite curse word?


Damnit! s***!

What sound or noise do you love?

Stirfry cooking
Espresso Machine

What sound or noise do you hate?
The Windows 10 Chime Plz Try Office blah blah stfu
Alarm Clock piece of s***

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

App Developer or Game Developer
Blogger

What profession would you not like to do?

Lawyer

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Game Over Man

 
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Interesting, I'll bite.

What is your favorite word?

Daddy
Games

What is your least favorite word?

Shut up (technically two words)
Fanboy

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Strange question. Emotionally, forgiveness. Creatively, passion. Spiritually, God.
On the forums, just games.

What turns you off?

Dishonesty.
Same.

What is your favorite curse word?

Bastard.

What sound or noise do you love?

Gears headshot.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Vomiting.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Law enforcement.

What profession would you not like to do?

Doctor

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Come in.
 
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What is your favorite word?

Anus. It's just fun to say. And Phenergan. The children's medication. Its a perfectly mellifluous word.

What is your least favorite word?
Beige. Nice. - Both force me to think of Gwyneth Paltrow, and I can't say either word without a look of disdain. Calling someone 'Nice' is the ultimate insult.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Quirkyness, and authenticity.

What turns you off?
People that try too hard, and then boast about it.

What is your favorite curse word?
c***. I loooove it. especially as a verb.
"What are you doing Sweetheart?"
"Nothing my love, just c***ing."

What sound or noise do you love?
Cats purring. I find it so relaxing. Also, the vocal stylings of Willow Smith. I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!

What sound or noise do you hate?
When the fridge beeps at me when its open. You're a fridge, you're not the boss of me! I'm in the middle of doing stuff inside of you, you arsehole. Maybe I haven't finished making my cocktails?! Also, the sound of trying to get icecubes out of a tray. That crunching snapping noise.
And draws slamming shut. I'm terrified of snapping a nail off. Soooo painful.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Stand up comedy. I've done it a few times, and it went well, but it ruins me afterwards.

What profession would you not like to do?
Working as someone who takes kids from homes. That would be heart breaking.

Also, Gwyneth Paltrow's hairdresser.
"How would you like it today miss Paltrow? Let me guess, centrepart, limp and deadstraight? Are we talking about your personality or your hair? Ok, excuse me while I go get my macrobiotic hairdryer that shoots fengshui'd hot air."

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Hey Belly! We know you hate going up stairs in heels, so we put an escalator in for you. Lindsay and Anna-Nicole are waiting 'round back with Joan for you.

Interesting, I'll bite.

What is your favorite word?

Daddy
Thats one of my fav's too!
 
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What is your favorite word?
noice/ tight
What is your least favorite word?
c**t/ n-word
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
games/ film
What turns you off?
phoney-ness/ douche-baggery
What is your favorite curse word?
f***/ s***
What sound or noise do you love?
don't really have any particular fondness of a sound or noise....
What sound or noise do you hate?
Like most anyone, I don't enjoy nails on a chalkboard...
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
creative role on a videogame
What profession would you not like to do?
any job that involves forced interaction with s***ty people...
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome.
 
What is your favorite word? f***
What is your least favorite word? N word. As a black guy, I don't take offense, but it's one of those words that should be dead and buried.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? The advancement of humanity.
What turns you off? Stupidity. Ignorance is not knowing, stupidity is knowing and still accepting what's wrong.
What is your favorite curse word? f***
What sound or noise do you love? Dubstep
What sound or noise do you hate? Country
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronomy, IT, Video Game Designer, Student Counselor
What profession would you not like to do? Teacher, Stay at home mom, country singer
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I suspect you have questions..." In a Solas style voice.
 
What is your favorite word?
Elaborate. Everything I love is elaborate. His art style is so stylish yet elaborate, Spielberg's got an elaborate sense of montage, she's so elaborate I can't believe she's real, etc. Even the sound of the word is elaborate.
What is your least favorite word?
s***e (Not "s***", s***e)
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A very blatant yet elaborate synthesizer sound
What turns you off?
Hyper-commercialization of music, Marvel Cinematic Universe films
What is your favorite curse word?
F***in' in between other words (Un-f***in'-believable)
What sound or noise do you love?
(Same as number 3)
What sound or noise do you hate?
Scratching blackboard
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Computer engineer
What profession would you not like to do?
Surgeon
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
ROCK N ROLL BABY
 
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What is your favorite word?
Pu**y
What is your least favorite word?
Literally
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music
What turns you off?
Fake boobs
What is your favorite curse word?
F*ck
What sound or noise do you love?
Dat moan
What sound or noise do you hate?
Cardboard
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Musician
What profession would you not like to do?
Telemarketing
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Here's your hot female robots and unlimited drugs/stamina/entertainment.
 
What is your favorite word?

What kind of question is this?
I guess Love is a good word.

What is your least favorite word?

Not a word, but I hate when people use the phrase, " Good stuff" to describe everything.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Music/Art/ Film

Also just being outside and seeing how beautiful things are when you push all the stupidity aside for a little while.

What turns you off?


Hypocrites/Liars/Users

What is your favorite curse word?


Motherf***er

What sound or noise do you love?

Girls/women moaning

What sound or noise do you hate?
Any alarm

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Flipping houses

What profession would you not like to do?

DMV clerk

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

That I've generally been a good person and that it means something.


 
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What is your favorite word?

What kind of question is this?
I guess Love is a good word.

What is your least favorite word?

Not a word, but I hate when people use the phrase, " Good stuff" to describe everything.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Music/Art/ Film

Also just being outside and seeing how beautiful things are when you push all the stupidity aside for a little while.

What turns you off?


Hypocrites/Liars/Users

What is your favorite curse word?


Motherf***er

What sound or noise do you love?

Girls/women moaning

What sound or noise do you hate?
Any alarm

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Flipping houses

What profession would you not like to do?

DMV clerk

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

That I've generally been a good person and that it means something.

Good stuff.
 
Good stuff.

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What is your favorite word?
"Sick"..in response to something..well..sick.
What is your least favorite word?
N***er
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Learning something new and getting better at it.
What turns you off?
Dumb, loud women in public places / bad breath / Bad smells.
What is your favorite curse word?
F**k! / Sh!t / B!tch / Klootzak (lit. Ballsack, we use it like the curse word a**hole in dutch) pronnounced Cload-Zuhk. Looks like an Asari word doesn't it? Cload-Zuk the Ardat-Yakshi monastery.
What sound or noise do you love?
Genuine, uncontrolled, infectious laughter.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Mosquito sounds. Or that sound people make when they clear their throat of phlegm..then spit.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional gamer / professional soccer player
What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that requires heavy physical labor or some mind numbing drone activity.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Welcome. Someone's been asking about you. Here's...
 
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What is your favorite word?
Victory

What is your least favorite word?
Any racial slur, take your pick

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Thinking about how immense the universe is and how tiny we are in it

What turns you off?
People who embrace ignorance

What is your favorite curse word?

Jesus tap dancing Christ

What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of a race car motor

What sound or noise do you hate?


What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Race car driver, engineer, gynecologist :hehe:

What profession would you not like to do?

Proctologist, dentist

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Oh I'm sorry, it turns out the Buddhists were right. Tough break. Down you go! (if there is a god, I hope he has an awesome sense of humor)
 
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What is your favorite word? f***
What is your least favorite word? f***

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? f***ing
What turns you off? Not f***ing
What is your favorite curse word? f***
What sound or noise do you love? f***ing
What sound or noise do you hate? not f***ing
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Porno
What profession would you not like to do? All Work
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Free Cocaine anyone?
 
You aren't selling this information to the most powerful Government bodies in the world, are you Plainview ?

I can picture North Korea, the NSA, Ikea and Russia dying to get their mitts on this information... Especially MistXboxNJ's.
 
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What is your favorite word? I could write a full post on this because I'm somewhat of a wordsmith...love 'em. I love made-up words like the Fremen language of Frank Herbert's Dune, the crafting of words in songs by Robert Smith of The Cure or Anthony Keidis of RHCP. My favorite word changes daily...today I choose "Glorious". Use it with answers and watch people smile.

What is your least favorite word? Negative words and stupid combo's of words, like "amazeballs" or shortening of words like "cray".

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Mostly self-generated but seeing others accomplish does provide impetus that with intense desire most of us can do the same.

What turns you off? Negativity, pessimism, complainers, those who can't take responsibility for their own actions.

What is your favorite curse word? c*** and Prick and f*** cover most situations.

What sound or noise do you love? Sounds of power...a revving engine, a passing jet, a woman on the brink :hehe:

What sound or noise do you hate? The opposite...whimpering, whining, crying.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Surfing instructor, life on the beach!

What profession would you not like to do? Electrical lineman in Siberia.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Let me show you that mansion I promised you and if you'd like, here's the address to all those guys at The Union who said I was bulls*** and that you were a fool for believing in me...do what you will!" :laugh:
 
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What is your favorite word?
Akimbo
What is your least favorite word?
totes
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
midget porn
What turns you off?
granny porn
What is your favorite curse word?
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
What sound or noise do you love?

What sound or noise do you hate?
Sarah Palin
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
President of the US of A
What profession would you not like to do?
President of the US of A
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Rubbing is allowed!
 
What is your favorite word?

Sure

What is your least favorite word?

Fail

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Novelty

What turns you off?

Same ol' s***.

What is your favorite curse word?


f***

What sound or noise do you love?


Music

What sound or noise do you hate?


Whistling

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?


A creatively fulfilling one :D

What profession would you not like to do?


Outbound calls

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?


"Just kidding."
 
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What is your favorite word? Defenestration.
What is your least favorite word? Succulent.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Desperation.
What turns you off? Bowl cuts.
What is your favorite curse word? D*ck.
What sound or noise do you love? Shattering glass.
What sound or noise do you hate? Leaf blowers.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Supreme Court Judge.
What profession would you not like to do? Customer Service.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks. Who's first?"
 
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What is your favorite word? thanks

What is your least favorite word?
f***

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? happy faces

What turns you off?
swearing just for the hell of it

What is your favorite curse word?
don't have one

What sound or noise do you love?
achievements popping (happens a lot) :wink:

What sound or noise do you hate?
cant think of one

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?police photographer

What profession would you not like to do? working in the sewers

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
don't worry, your ex was sent to meet lucifer
 
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