Merry Christmas ya filthy freaking' fanboy animals. Go get PUBG'd or sum s***...
Merry Christmas, and happy holidays, you filthy animals!
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Haven't given gifts in our family in maybe 10 years now? However my brother has a couple kids now so of course they get gifts now. No kids of my own but still fun to get them something and see the excitement on their faces. Well, at least the one that is 2 1/2. The other it's her first Christmas so doesn't know wtf is going on anyways yet.
I did build a new PC end of last month so I'll consider that a gift to myself.
I did build a new PC end of last month so I'll consider that a gift to myself.
Have a great Christmas everyone! Enjoy the time off, pigging out, and shoveling snow!
And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas..... but conveniently still take the federal holidays off instead of working..... Happy Holidays!
Wishing you all well and hoping Santa brought you this.... I know I didn't get it.....
And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas..... but conveniently still take the federal holidays off instead of working..... Happy Holidays!
Wishing you all well and hoping Santa brought you this.... I know I didn't get it.....
I got myself a early gift in November the X but i wouldn't mind playing with that gift...damn!Have a great Christmas everyone! Enjoy the time off, pigging out, and shoveling snow!
And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas..... but conveniently still take the federal holidays off instead of working..... Happy Holidays!
Wishing you all well and hoping Santa brought you this.... I know I didn't get it.....
That feeling when you like the gift but just end up playing with the box it came in.
I did that once. Was rinsing out a can and thought it would be a great idea to use my finger to get some remaining food from under the lip. Like a paperclip but much worse.
It was one of those cans you open on the side for me. I apparently have yet to master that technology.
Boy, am I looking forward to ruining myself tonight for New Years, especially after the Christmas I had.
I found myself having just flown into LA for my ex-wife's work Xmas party at Nakatomi plaza, when wouldn't you beleive it, but a European terrorist cell led by the german Hans Gruber Snape, took over the building and held everyone hostage until he could get $640 million worth of bearer bonds from the building's vault.
Luckily after killing a terrorist with my mad skills, I procured a pocket radio, and was able to contact Sgt Powell, who was just two weeks away from retirement.
Anyway, I killed all the bad guys and then killed Hans Snape by unclasping my bitch-ex-wife's watch, letting him fall to his death.
Unfortunately, I was barefoot, and I'm pretty sure I have athletes foot now.
All in all, not my worst Xmas.
I found myself having just flown into LA for my ex-wife's work Xmas party at Nakatomi plaza, when wouldn't you beleive it, but a European terrorist cell led by the german Hans Gruber Snape, took over the building and held everyone hostage until he could get $640 million worth of bearer bonds from the building's vault.
Luckily after killing a terrorist with my mad skills, I procured a pocket radio, and was able to contact Sgt Powell, who was just two weeks away from retirement.
Anyway, I killed all the bad guys and then killed Hans Snape by unclasping my bitch-ex-wife's watch, letting him fall to his death.
Unfortunately, I was barefoot, and I'm pretty sure I have athletes foot now.
All in all, not my worst Xmas.
I once twirled a soda can around my finger, I was like 10, didn’t know they were sharp until I saw blood begin to drip.
Use a can to remove that stank, just don’t try to root it, the can
The ex-wife part was the least believable aspect of the story.
