Pretty safe to say, I have reservations about visiting Australia.....

[Plainview]

1) Pythons will eat everything. EVERYTHING.

2) Pythons grow to be so big they can lift a wallaby.

3) They also like to explore malls, terrifying shoppers.

4) Snakes can climb up your toilets. No joke.

5) The snakes there can eat other, bigger reptiles.

6) You really need to understand that snakes are everywhere.

7) Even on planes.

Flying fox bats can spread diseases.

9) Dingos are dangerous. Even to sharks.

10) But sharks threaten everyone else.

11) Especially surfers.

12) Surfers should also watch out for crocodiles.

13) Then again, most people should watch out for crocodiles.

14) Seriously. Crocodiles.

15) But just to keep some perspective, even the crocodiles are eaten by snakes.

16) THESE are snake food.

17) And humans are food for the ticks.

1 Not to mention all of the other bugs that live there. Like lots and lots of spiders.

19) This is a bucket of funnel web spiders found at a campsite. Each of them can deliver a fatal bite.

20) The spiders aren’t the only problem. Soldier beetles also swarm.

 

[Plainview]

21) But who are we kidding, the flies swarm, too.

22) So do millipedes.

23) These don’t swarm, but there are giant earthworms.

24) These are mole crickets. They are terrifying.

25) Australia also is home to giant, venomous centipedes.

26) There are cassowaries, which are giant, awful birds.

27) Giant jellyfish are a thing that just show up.

2 But if you don’t like the big jellyfish, there are Irukandji jellyfish. They are 100x more poisonous than cobras.

29) Box jellyfish are also pretty terrible, though.

30) Don’t worry, there are other dangerous sea creatures. Blue ringed octopi are extremely venomous with no known anti toxin.

31) Marble cone snail stings can lead to respiratory paralysis and death.

32) Oh, and have you ever heard of stonefish? They are the world’s most venomous fish.

And THIS is what they can do to you.

33) Even if you stay out of the waters, death can come from above in form of hail.

34) Oh, the freshwater swimming holes are pretty scary, too.

 

[illiniguy]

I should get a medal.. i survived four visits to Australia while in the Navy Two of those in Tasmania

 

[D-V-ANT]

Yeah. That's all I can stay to that.

 

[sharkboy1200]

I'll book you a trip to Mexico Plainview. The safest tourist destination of them all.

 

[menace-uk-]

What is happening in [HASHTAG]#29[/HASHTAG] ? His leg looks fooked. Reminds me of an episode of Fringe where they had the highly translucent skin .

 

[D-V-ANT]

What is happening in [HASHTAG]#29[/HASHTAG] ? His leg looks fooked. Reminds me of an episode of Fringe where they had the highly translucent skin .

Skin damage from a jelly fish sting.

Australia. Where s*** will kill you.

 

[menace-uk-]

Skin damage from a jelly fish sting.

Australia. Where s*** will kill you.

This is why I like England. Only thing that can kill you here are other Humans and drunk Irishmen.

 

[Joon]

that bat's arm and hand in #1 is so human-like

 

[D-V-ANT]

This is why I like England. Only thing that can kill you here are other Humans and drunk Irishmen.

And I'm getting drunk to night..... be warned....

 

[menace-uk-]

And I'm getting drunk to night..... be warned....

 

[lowdru2k]

Surfing with sharks and crocs... F*** THAT!

 

[Z A C K]

Don't be a wuss.

 

[Videodrome]

I keep thinking of the snakes flying off the plane and just landing some random place. OMGWTF flying snakes.

 

[Partyman]

"I've had it with these muthafuqin snakes on this muthafuqin plane"

 

[Videodrome]

 

[Intellivision]

Let him show you the way.

 

[Lord Majestic]

This reminds me of the movie King Kong with jack black. Everything on that island was carnivorous and deadly. Australia must have been the inspiration.

 

[Videodrome]

This reminds me of the movie King Kong with jack black. Everything on that island was carnivorous and deadly. Australia must have been the inspiration.

Yeah probably if Peter Jackson grew up there. No wonder he started out making horror films.

 

[TDbank24]

I want to go and see someone get kicked in the face by a kangaroo.

 

[Z A C K]

I want to go and see someone get kicked in the face by a kangaroo.

Wear a Go Pro and run towards one. Then post the video here for the lulz.

 

[Partyman]

 

[The Living Tribunal]

I hear the women there are very promiscuous....could be a good trade off.

 

[Kerosene31]

 

[Z A C K]

Saw this the other day and I still can't decide if I think it's fake or not. If it is fake it's definitely well done.

 

[Partyman]

Saw this the other day and I still can't decide if I think it's fake or not. If it is fake it's definitely well done.

Yeah I saw several posts claiming it might be fake but no definitive proof, and its supposed to be in Australia so what the heck ..another reason not to go there lol..
All I know is I'd probably have a heart attack if I were in that situation.

 

[Z A C K]

Yeah I saw several posts claiming it might be fake but no definitive proof, and its supposed to be in Australia so what the heck ..another reason not to go there lol..
All I know is I'd probably have a heart attack if I were in that situation.

I'd probably accept the fact that I was going to die.

 

[D-V-ANT]

The land where crocodiles eat sharks...

http://www.independent.ie/world-new...-bull-shark-in-australian-river-30488314.html

 

[sharkboy1200]

The land where crocodiles eat sharks...

http://www.independent.ie/world-new...-bull-shark-in-australian-river-30488314.html

I suppose crocs needed to get one up on one killer animal after getting beat down by all kinds of other predators. Good for them PR wise.

 

[DriedMangoes]

You forgot about this guy.