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Vendetta.
As a lone pirate i stayed up til 5am last night because I wanted revenge.
So i did my longest quest so far, 3 stages. 3 islands. 3 chests. 1 was regular, 2 were Chests of 1000 grogs so when you pick it up you walk as you do when drunk. Getting to port was not a problem....getting the chests off the ship was an issue when you can't walk straight. Took me a while to make it up to the deck.
I managed to get one off the ship and hid it around the other side of the island outpost. I returned for another only to find a galleon pulling in at the pier and it blew me out of the water. I respawned just in time and just managed to grab the 2nd grog chest as the ship went under, I don't know what happened but the screen went white and I thought i died. Thankfully after 30 seconds i spawned in the ocean and drunkly swam to sure.
I managed to stumble to the outpost proper and 3 guys from the ship that destroyed mine are waiting around the tent where you trade chests in.
I manage to bunny hop over their heads and cash it in by mashing X which is easier said then done when you're stumbling all over the shop. They kill me but it doesn't matter, I respawn in the ocean and go to retrieve my 2nd grog chest. Unfortunately i wasn't lucky enough that time and i guess they took the chests for themselves.
So pissed off was I with them ruining an hours work, I figured I would creep aboard their ship and sail it away..... they hadn't dropped anchor so i was able to raise the sails and let the ship run away by itself, unfortunately one guy was still aboard and killed me when i took the wheel.
I must have done this 6 - 10 times. I guess they got fed up because they left. However one of them sent a message which i overheard when standing next to their crewmate on the barge of the dead. "Head North West" I guess for their next quest.
Knowing this, i used a mermaid to spawn a new boat and headed North West. I take to the crowsnest and use a spyglass to spot 3 raised mast at an extreme distance. So i figure I will follow slow, sails at half mast and wait for them to take to shore on their next quest...and I will destroy their ship marooning them for a time.
I start to gain on them as they change course and figure that for such a large ship they're not going that fast. Odd....anyways I must have circled them 3 times without taking a shot, yet I landed half a dozen. I am the Dread Pirate Roberts.
So they slow down.....easy prey, but it's all a ruse, one of their number has snuck aboard and dropped my anchor stranding my ship and shoots me with a blunderbuss.
They use my respawn time to hit me with a dozen cannonballs, i try to swim to their ship to commandeer it, but they have guys in the water and theres sharks around. I killed two.
Needless to say, i need another ship. I manage to locate them using the crows nest again and I find them docked at an island, I decide head on hasn't worked for me. I take the long way round the island and approach them from behind at 1/4 mast. I pull off 6 perfect shots but for f***s sake their ship is 2 feet above land so it never takes on enough water to sink.
It's 4 vs 1 on the ground. New ship time.
I find them again at a nearby island. I abandon ship and head through the centre of the island and have high ground. They have 1 guy on board. I snipe him from the rocks above and kill him with one shot.
This is it.
I dive in and manage to raise all their sails...i finally have their ship...its slow to start but I manage to ram it into the nearby rocks causing it to sink.
It's 5 am and I am laughing like a madman. I f***ed you. I f***ed you all.