Six word stories.

[Plainview]

Imgur

 

[Z A C K]

More like "six word depressing stories".

 

[Kassen]

Too depressing. We need a happier story. Like "Where's Xbox Sign Out? Wait! Don't!"

 

[lowdru2k]

"woke up and took a s***."

 

[Pureshooter]

Posted a message; broke the rules...bitch.

 

[Z A C K]

"Woke up; went back to sleep."

 

[Li Tan]

Well comedy films aren't usually about a plot twist. Plus, a lot of these could be imagined in a comedic way, like "Siri, delete mom from my contacts", but the simple white text on the black background suggests something more solemn. If it was comic sans on a bright background, it might be different.

Can anyone guess the setting I pictured when I wrote this?
"It wasn't me.", I said, nervously.

 

[Z A C K]

Can anyone guess the setting I pictured when I wrote this?
"It wasn't me.", I said, nervously.

Farted

 

[sharkboy1200]

Well comedy films aren't usually about a plot twist. Plus, a lot of these could be imagined in a comedic way, like "Siri, delete mom from my contacts", but the simple white text on the black background suggests something more solemn. If it was comic sans on a bright background, it might be different.

Can anyone guess the setting I pictured when I wrote this?
"It wasn't me.", I said, nervously.

Parents catching you in the act of waxing your surfboard.

 

[sharkboy1200]

I'm stressed. Time for comfort food.

 

[Z A C K]

I'm stressed. Time for comfort food.

Baked beans and potato pie!

 

[sharkboy1200]

Baked beans and potato pie!

That's five words you damn fool!!!!

 

[Z A C K]

For some reason I can't edit that post.

Was supposed to say:
Baked beans and potato pie, yum!

 

[sharkboy1200]

For some reason I can't edit that post.

Was supposed to say:
Baked beans and potato pie, yum!

Liar, liar with pants on fire.

 

[Dno69]

Young girls, big tits, mah face.

 

[sharkboy1200]

Young girls, big tits, mah face.

Your mah's face? You sick f***.

 

[Plainview]

Well comedy films aren't usually about a plot twist. Plus, a lot of these could be imagined in a comedic way, like "Siri, delete mom from my contacts", but the simple white text on the black background suggests something more solemn. If it was comic sans on a bright background, it might be different.

Can anyone guess the setting I pictured when I wrote this?
"It wasn't me.", I said, nervously.

An elevator.

 

[Intellivision]

"woke up and took a s***."

Winner.

 

[Li Tan]

Right, well I didn't have any specific one. I was just thinking of something ambiguous, because of how someone said the first ones were depressing.

Go back and read the first ones and imagine it's Adam Sandler being an obnoxious moron or Chris Rock delivering it in a comical, incredulous voice.

 

[Plainview]

Got drunk. Passed out. Filed charges.

 

[Lucid Rifter]

Woke up wet. Crap, aunt flow.

 

[Visual Rhino]

Big ants ate carp, I'm drunk.