Square-Enix Special Announcement

I f***ing love SE. They're like drag queens. Who else can arrange fanfare to announce that they're going to have a party to celebrate announcing a launch date, for a game that you'll inevitably have a party for?

Can you believe that some of their business ventures aren't profitable?

"Yeah, we don't know why the game came in over budget... We only took 9 years, sent our staff around the world to take photos of rocks and s***, and had a party for every day of the week, but we really tried to tighten our purse strings.

Gary in accounting only got to stay in Thailand for 2 weeks while we were scouting for trees. He missed out on the third week of the caviar infused enemas."
 
Breaking news,

we are going to have a breaking news to announce a breaking news that a breaking news will be coming .
 
*yeah... Actually guys, the game is cancelled... And has been for 8 years. Soz.

However, we do have some more Moogle plushies you can buy, for the low low price of $199, or the Moogle with cute hat, for $499. That should keep us going for awhile."
 
I enjoy Square Enix games like Deus Ex & Tomb raiders series.

I have long give up on Final fantasy. Wasn't the last FF-13-3 or something a barbie dress up game?
 
It's sometime in March, for those who don't want to click.
 
Bellybama said:
I f***ing love SE. They're like drag queens. Who else can arrange fanfare to announce that they're going to have a party to celebrate announcing a launch date, for a game that you'll inevitably have a party for?

Can you believe that some of their business ventures aren't profitable?

"Yeah, we don't know why the game came in over budget... We only took 9 years, sent our staff around the world to take photos of rocks and s***, and had a party for every day of the week, but we really tried to tighten our purse strings.

Gary in accounting only got to stay in Thailand for 2 weeks while we were scouting for trees. He missed out on the third week of the caviar infused enemas."
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There can only be one Square Enix. That's for sure. Well Activision/EA tries to be the American version i guess, but they're just knock offs.
 
Andy said:
It's sometime in March, for those who don't want to click.
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You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to post that you're going to post later the date for those who don't want to click, so you can get the enthusiasm built up. That's why you've never published a multi-million selling game.
 
hrudey said:
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to post that you're going to post later the date for those who don't want to click, so you can get the enthusiasm built up. That's why you've never published a multi-million selling game.
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Oh, that's why. I was wondering.
 
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