The final 2016 United States Presidential Election Thread! Who you got?

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Partyman said:
Twas the Night Before Inauguration!

Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.
The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;
The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all,
AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”
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So lame. Like, pathetically lame.

Yeah, Obama was fired. :txbrolleyes:
 
Watching Liberals lose it warms my heart. 8 years of fantasy land. Now that the dream is coming to an end they show their bitter violent tendencies. It's so cute.
 
Bodhi said:
Watching Liberals lose it warms my heart. 8 years of fantasy land. Now that the dream is coming to an end they show their bitter violent tendencies. It's so cute.
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How very anti-divisive of a post. I see you're doing your part in bringing the United States together just like the person you voted for. A true American.
 
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Bodhi said:
Watching Liberals lose it warms my heart. 8 years of fantasy land. Now that the dream is coming to an end they show their bitter violent tendencies. It's so cute.
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I don't even know if I'm liberal. Does socialist count? Help me know how to think.

Here's Obama:

What do you think Zep did that we don't know? They cant stop crying but why? Think about it!
 
Bodhi said:
Watching Liberals lose it warms my heart. 8 years of fantasy land. Now that the dream is coming to an end they show their bitter violent tendencies. It's so cute.
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Liberals lose it? lol, far from it. Way to paint a group with one swipe of your paint stroke. A handful of idiots does not make up the entire group.


Or, wait....the past 8 years of "conservatives" losing it over Obama, rise in racist hate groups, resurgence of racism, etc....is that the face of conservatives?
 
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53 pages of liberals painting broad swipes....oh the irony!

Politics are console wars - immature, moving goalposts, lies, irony, waffling...stupid.
 


The Clown News Network keeps throwing fake shade, but got caught in their own attack by the lack of action by President Obama.
 
Plainview said:
You're saying there's no degrees of lying? I didn't steal that piece of candy vs. I didn't rape that woman? Those are equivalent?
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You are comparing the "action" that led to the "lying"...both are lies. Actions are different.
 
Oblong said:
You are comparing the "action" that led to the "lying"...both are lies. Actions are different.
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So, in your opinion, there are no degrees in lying? A lie is a lie and regardless of the damage it causes? A woman lying and saying she was raped and sends a man to prison holds the same gravity as a child lying and saying they didn't eat the cookie?
 
Plainview said:
So, in your opinion, there are no degrees in lying? A lie is a lie and regardless of the damage it causes? A woman lying and saying she was raped and sends a man to prison holds the same gravity as a child lying and saying they didn't eat the cookie?
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So on topic, are you trying to portray that liberal lies are okay and conservatives lies are grevious? Or do you agree with my original statement that lies come from both sides of the aisle as well as the supporters from each side?
 
Oblong said:
So on topic, are you trying to portray that liberal lies are okay and conservatives lies are grevious? Or do you agree with my original statement that lies come from both sides of the aisle as well as the supporters from each side?
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Well, there's a side step if I've ever seen one.....

There are degrees of the ramifications of lying. Lying and claiming you don't have deep ties to Russia when your family, and you yourself, claim you have, is a national security nightmare. It's dangerous to every person in this country. Now, does that lie have the same gravity of John Lewis saying this is the only inauguration he's ever boycotted? You tell me.
 
Oblong said:
You are comparing the "action" that led to the "lying"...both are lies. Actions are different.
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When you're grounded in a reality where truth is a matter of opinion, of course all lies are the same. When you instead acknowledge that truth is instead something that is based on facts, there suddenly is a large difference between, for example, someone who lies on a few occasions but admits to it when called out and someone who lies as a standard of communication and when called out on it refuses to acknowledge it.
 
According to fact checkers, Hillary is actually one of the more honest politician and trump one the biggest liars.
 
Oblong said:
So on topic, are you trying to portray that liberal lies are okay and conservatives lies are grevious? Or do you agree with my original statement that lies come from both sides of the aisle as well as the supporters from each side?
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They all lie. However, the irony here, is that most trump supporters claimed they supported trump because Hillary was a liar.

Think about that for a second.
 
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