Those weird things we do.....

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Whenever I take a pee, and I'm wearing a belt, I take the belt out of one loop and put it in my pocket so I don't pee all over it. Anybody else?

What weirdness do you do?
 
Can my lack of weirdness be classified as weird?
 
My toe nails & finger nails when they get too long I don't use clippers I just rip them off or bite them off. Past gf's have tried to conform me to the ways of society but to no avail.
 
Whenever I take a pee, and I'm wearing a belt, I take the belt out of one loop and put it in my pocket so I don't pee all over it. Anybody else?

What weirdness do you do?

I cant piss naked; if i have to piss and i'm nude i have to put something on and then go. it's freaking strange....
 
Before bed I often shower, then read in bed before sleep. When doing so I always have my pyjama bottoms/shorts around my ankles until I go to sleep. Sounds weird and perverted, but it's to let my balls dry off properly and not get clammy.

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My friend in high school told me that he always made a huge sub or food when he went to take a sh*t. Then he'd take all his clothes off & eat while taking a dump. This always blew my mind, I didn't understand how somebody could eat while sh*tting. lol.
 
When I was in high school I wore shorts underneath my pants (usually jeans) everyday. On one hand I did it because it was just easier with track practice and stuff after school, but on the other hand I just kind of liked it. Don't do it anymore though.
 
Before bed I often shower, then read in bed before sleep. When doing so I always have my pyjama bottoms/shorts around my ankles until I go to sleep. Sounds weird and perverted, but it's to let my balls dry off properly and not get clammy.

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My friend in high school told me that he always made a huge sub or food when he went to take a sh*t. Then he'd take all his clothes off & eat while taking a dump. This always blew my mind, I didn't understand how somebody could eat while sh*tting. lol.

Just one step closer to eating s*** itself.....
wat..:crazy:
 
This one time at band camp.. uh yeah. I don't know.

My balls are always itchy after work. Tell me i'm not alone.
 
I remember when I was young I had to touch s*** an even amount of times. god damn it sucked and I've no idea why I stated it. unlike most with that type of issue I said WTF am I doing and stopped it most can't do that. I will still do it sometimes exp I take a simple of something I'll take 2.
 
I remember when I was young I had to touch s*** an even amount of times. god damn it sucked and I've no idea why I stated it. unlike most with that type of issue I said WTF am I doing and stopped it most can't do that. I will still do it sometimes exp I take a simple of something I'll take 2.

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Whenever i play pool, which is alot, before shooting i have to wipe my right hand (beer hand, other hand is for the glove), snap my right hand fingers, slide my left glove hand up and down the upper part of the stick, give it a slight twist as if i where tightening stick, angle the stick in the direction i want the ball to go to, angle the stick in the direction i want the cue ball to go to, start getting into shooting position while i extend the stick over the cue ball in full extension, aim take two quick pumps, after shooting i stay in shooting position until the ball goes in or misses, repeat for next shot.

Takes about 10 seconds.
 
Whenever i play pool, which is alot, before shooting i have to wipe my right hand (beer hand, other hand is for the glove), snap my right hand fingers, slide my left glove hand up and down the upper part of the stick, give it a slight twist as if i where tightening stick, angle the stick in the direction i want the ball to go to, angle the stick in the direction i want the cue ball to go to, start getting into shooting position while i extend the stick over the cue ball in full extension, aim take two quick pumps, after shooting i stay in shooting position until the ball goes in or misses, repeat for next shot.

Takes about 10 seconds.

And I thought I was weird with the pants around the ankles thing..
 
Whenever i play pool, which is alot, before shooting i have to wipe my right hand (beer hand, other hand is for the glove), snap my right hand fingers, slide my left glove hand up and down the upper part of the stick, give it a slight twist as if i where tightening stick, angle the stick in the direction i want the ball to go to, angle the stick in the direction i want the cue ball to go to, start getting into shooting position while i extend the stick over the cue ball in full extension, aim take two quick pumps, after shooting i stay in shooting position until the ball goes in or misses, repeat for next shot.

Takes about 10 seconds.
I came.
 
Nothing like sliding that hard stick up and down with your hand, shooting that white ball hard down the hole, im just a simple man trying to get it in, ya' know.
 
I hold my breath when driving through a tunnel. I will not breath until I see sky overhead. This really sucks when there is traffic.
 
I hold my breath when driving through a tunnel. I will not breath until I see sky overhead. This really sucks when there is traffic.
I hold my breath when I drive over train tracks. Been doing since I was a lot younger. Heard it was good luck, but now it's just a habit.
 
I always rinse glasses or cups out after getting them from the cabinet and before I pour myself something to drink.

I don't know if that's weird. But it's a habit.
 
Hmm..


I sleep with a towel over my pillow instead of a pillow case.

I use crushed aspirin if I get a pimple instead of any conventional topical solutions.

I eat the lemon that comes with a water at a restaurant whole.

I can't drink coffee without a separate glass of water.

And the weirdest thing, I frequent these forums.