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If wearing a belt, and you have to pee, take the end out of one belt loop and put the end in your pocket. That way you don't risk peeing on your belt.
 
1. Pants that fit
2. Don't pee on your belt
3. Have the man next to you hold it
4. Pee like a woman
5. Viagra (extension should go beyond the belt distance)
6. Use left hand
7. keep phone in your pocket
8. Go in your pants
 
Regardless of whether you want to gain weight or lose weight, you do so in the kitchen, not the gym.
 
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How to know when to use you're vs your.

Take the sentence and in the place of either you're or your put "you are". If the sentence makes sense, the correct word is you're. If the sentence doesn't make sense, the correct word is your.

Example:
I want your/you're body.
I want you are body. <-- Doesn't make sense
I want your body.

Example:
In the morning, your/you're making waffles.
In the morning you are making waffles. <-- Makes sense
In the morning you're making waffles.
 
Never eat yellow snow?
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How to know when to use you're vs your.

Take the sentence and in the place of either you're or your put "you are". If the sentence makes sense, the correct word is you're. If the sentence doesn't make sense, the correct word is your.

Example:
I want your/you're body.
I want you are body. <-- Doesn't make sense
I want your body.

Example:
In the morning, your/you're making waffles.
In the morning you are making waffles. <-- Makes sense
In the morning you're making waffles.

I know I am not the best person to comment about language.
But if you learn English as your first language, you are having it easy.
German have 4 cases (Nom. Akk, Dat, Gen). By comparision, Polish have 7! English have 1!

In German, you have 3 genders for everything (Chair is male, CD is female, Picture is neutral), but this is typical in Latin-like languages.
In English, genders are only for realworld male & female. Everything else (with few exceptions, like mother earth) is 'it'.
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I know I am not the best person to comment about language.
But if you learn English as your first language, you are having it easy.
German have 4 cases (Nom. Akk, Dat, Gen). By comparision, Polish have 7! English have 1!

In German, you have 3 genders for everything (Chair is male, CD is female, Picture is neutral), but this is typical in Latin-like languages.
In English, genders are only for realworld male & female. Everything else (with few exceptions, like mother earth) is 'it'.
German-Articles-1024x505.png
And yet the average American will still get you're/your and there/their wrong 9 times out of 10. :sad:
 
Try Finnish for size.

That ain't no joke. I was brought up with it so I speak it reasonably well, but learning it fresh is supposed to be a nightmare.
Finnish is one of the hardest language in Europe.

But Chinese is suppose to be hardest, as its not phonic (you cannot pronounce a word by how its written). has tones & its pure memory for the words. Worst is you have maybe 50 words for a character that sound exactly the same. You can only understand what the exact word is from the context of the usage.
 
Have you ever thought you had to fart and s*** yourself? Thats a trick question because if you havent just wait. Everybody does it at some point in their life.
 
shart
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "s***" and "fart")

I sharted at the party last night and went home pronto to change my clothes.