Your ex texts you and tells you she misses you...

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...ugh...got a text from my ex last night telling me she misses me and thinks she cut it too short before we could be something amazing...yada, yada, yada...
told me she doesn't care if I'm dating right now she wants me to know she misses me.

Discuss.
Do you stay in contact with your ex's? If so how do you deal with them?
What do you do when things get awkward?
 
I think there are a lot of variables you need to think about:

  1. Are you single
  2. Is she hot
  3. Is she crazy
  4. Did she cheat on you

If you answer No to question 1, don't talk to her. If you answer Yes to 4, don't talk to her. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and Yes to 2, talk to her see what you can get. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and yes to 2 and 3, talk to her see what you can get.
 
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Z A C K said:
I think there are a lot of variables you need to think about:

  1. Are you single
  2. Is she hot
  3. Is she crazy
  4. Did she cheat on you

If you answer No to question 1, don't talk to her. If you answer Yes to 4, don't talk to her. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and Yes to 2, talk to her see what you can get. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and yes to 2 and 3, talk to her see what you can get.
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hahahaha! Good stuff right here.
 
once an ex, always an ex.
but yea maybe worth a bang or two if she is indeed a "smoke show" if I think i understand the term correctly. lol
 
Just let her know she's in for a good paddlin' for what she did. If she's still interested,

YAY
 
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Z A C K said:
I think there are a lot of variables you need to think about:

  1. Are you single
  2. Is she hot
  3. Is she crazy
  4. Did she cheat on you

If you answer No to question 1, don't talk to her. If you answer Yes to 4, don't talk to her. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and Yes to 2, talk to her see what you can get. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and yes to 2 and 3, talk to her see what you can get.
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Answer to 1 is yes.....as of like a week ago.
To number 2 is f*** yes! She played volleyball in college. Great body and face.
3. not that I know of.
4. No. She dumped me because she said we weren't going anywhere. I was like 'oh well'...
 
Z A C K said:
I think there are a lot of variables you need to think about:

  1. Are you single
  2. Is she hot
  3. Is she crazy
  4. Did she cheat on you

If you answer No to question 1, don't talk to her. If you answer Yes to 4, don't talk to her. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and Yes to 2, talk to her see what you can get. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and yes to 2 and 3, talk to her see what you can get.
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This is excellent advice..but we need pics to further this discussion...naked pics are always best btw.
 
Ascalaphus said:
Answer to 1 is yes.....as of like a week ago.
To number 2 is f*** yes! She played volleyball in college. Great body and face.
3. not that I know of.
4. No. She dumped me because she said we weren't going anywhere. I was like 'oh well'...
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I want to elaborate....the reason I am hesitant is that I was kind of suspicious of her cheating on me while we were dating. Not initially...but rather when our relationship was near fizzling out.
 
She was swimming in the c*ck. No doubt.

Now she's probably with some other dude..getting bored and coming looking for some different d*ck to ride.

So bang it and be outta there.
 
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Ascalaphus said:
...dude..she flat out told me one day that we weren't going anywhere. so it ended.
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Well based on my algorithm which is based on hard scientific evidence: talk to her see what you can get
 
If she's an ex, the chances are she probably already seeing someone else. And then when things aren't in her way, she will come back to you. And I promise you that she will leave you again. Just watch.
 
Z A C K said:
I think there are a lot of variables you need to think about:

  1. Are you single
  2. Is she hot
  3. Is she crazy
  4. Did she cheat on you

If you answer No to question 1, don't talk to her. If you answer Yes to 4, don't talk to her. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and Yes to 2, talk to her see what you can get. If you answer No to 1 and 4 and yes to 2 and 3, talk to her see what you can get.
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One of the rare post I both like, agree with and at the same time finds funny (maybe because all too true)

Agree with 4, my first girlfriend did cheat on me, one week where did not hear anything then all of sudden talk about some guy she meet in a taxi.
Then some time later she wants to chat with me on windows live messanger, after that I blocked both her email and phonenumber and moved on.
 
Ascalaphus said:
...dude..she flat out told me one day that we weren't going anywhere. so it ended.
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So shes one of those I'm bored types.... and shes bored now so she's hitting you up.
If you are serious id consider keeping my distance cause it doesn't seem she is your match.
No need to beat a dead horse when your hearts involved.

I believe in the saying...
Find a woman who loves you and learn to love her.. rather then you trying to make one learn to love you.

Anyway if you are not serious...seems she might wanna play so(the rest is up to you)
 
Smurfboy said:
If she's an ex, the chances are she probably already seeing someone else. And then when things aren't in her way, she will come back to you. And I promise you that she will leave you again. Just watch.
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Reminds me of this Blink 182 song:
 
Ascalaphus said:
...ugh...got a text from my ex last night telling me she misses me and thinks she cut it too short before we could be something amazing...yada, yada, yada...
told me she doesn't care if I'm dating right now she wants me to know she misses me.

Discuss.
Do you stay in contact with your ex's? If so how do you deal with them?
What do you do when things get awkward?
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That don't sound good, its might be a trap!
 
In all my years on this planet, the best advice I have to give when it comes to women is this:

-Don't try to figure them out. Just... don't.
-Do what your gut tells you is right (and ignore other parts of your body, specifically the one a little south of the gut)

That's all I got but it served me well so far. :p
 
Ascalaphus said:
Yeah. I'm thinking this.
.....its just kind of a mind f*** the way our relationship ended so abruptly.
Then all of a sudden this s***.
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Well in all honesty if she didn't cheat on you, at least to your knowledge, you at least don't have any reason to be really made at her. I mean yeah she ended it but at least it sounds like it wasn't too terrible. But either way I'm sure you still have feelings for her anyway even if they aren't as strong as they used to be. So at least just see what happens. If it's a quick one-night romp, then so be it. You'll never know if you don't try though.
 
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