and let that be a lesson to ya

[AdultInTheRoom]

http://www.news965.com/news/news/man-abuses-erection-drug-has-penis-amputed/nZ4pZ/

GIGANTE, Colombia —

A Colombian man's attempt to impress a new girlfriend with his sexual prowess backfired in an ironically tragic way.

According to the La Nacion newspaper, the 66-year-old had to have his penis amputated after reportedly overdosing on the erectile disfunction medication Viagra.

Doctors in southern Colombia say the man intentionally overdosed on Viagra to impress his new girlfriend. As a result, he experienced a constant state of erection for several days, according to the paper.

After seeking medical attention for the days-long erection, doctors found the man's penis to be inflamed, fractured and showing signs of gangrene.

In order to stop the gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body, doctors say they were forced to amputate the man's penis.

Doctors say the man is now recovering and doing well, relatively speaking.

- See more at: http://www.news965.com/news/news/ma...has-penis-amputed/nZ4pZ/#sthash.1tOCZRMm.dpuf

 

[illiniguy]

another lesson

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/broken-penis-mma-fighter-ray-1495506

Former Ultimate Fighter hopeful Ray Elbe didn't make it as a UFC fighter, but made headlines this week after revealing he had sustained a broken penis during sex with his girlfriend
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/broken-penis-mma-fighter-ray-1495506[/URL]

 

[AdultInTheRoom]

another lesson

Ive actually seen a video of that happening. I showed it to my gf, "holy crap, i didnt know that could happen!"

 

[illiniguy]

i'd still be crying...

either story

 

[Johnny]

I don't like these lessons.

 

[HELLRAISER]

- gotta go to the hospital to visit grandpa
- oh no, what happened?, cancer, stroke!!!??!?
- eh, um, not exactly

 

[Tequila Shot]

I don't like these lessons.

I hear you but they are definitely "good" lessons when is not you. Learning from other people's mistakes like the ones these two peeps went through is better than learning them from your own self.

Gotta love them guinea pigs.

 

[Z A C K]

I hope he at least made good use of his final days.

 

[Nby]

Someone get that guy a stiff drink.

I hope his doc was a cut above the rest.

It's going to be a hard recovery.

 

[Z A C K]

 

[BraddersTheDog]

The last cockup he'll ever make.

 

[illiniguy]

The mma guy had two chances to avoid a break and missed both. Ouch

 

[Tazz3]

Poor guy,

 

[PermanentSelfBan]

If you need Viagra, just give up. You're not a man anymore.

 

[rankandfile]

If you need Viagra, just give up. You're not a man anymore.

when you are 65 and your wife is 300 lbs and is threatening divorce because you aren't giving her the donkey stick, you will eat these words