Could you eat this?

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No chance in hell of me ever trying to eat anything remotely close to these. I can't even eat raw sushi.

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Our flight staff noped the f*** out after the last post so I will be serving dinner. Enjoy :)

Balut



Basically a duck embryo boiled alive in its shell

*dry heaves*

Fermented salmon heads (or stink heads)

From Alaska believe it or not

Jellied moose nose

Yea, you thought your grandmas jelly salad was bad?

Bat Paste (Bat Soup)

A live bat forced into a vat of boiling milk....must I continue?

Hasma

Essentially fallopian tubes from frogs...THIS IS A f***ING DESSERT IN CHINA PEOPLE

Cockscomb

That thing from the top of a roosters head? yea...

Black pudding

Sound nice and chocolaty? IT'S f***ING NOT. IT'S COAGULATED f***ING BLOOD FROM ANIMALS

Fried Turantulas

This wouldn't be so bad IF THEY WEREN'T f***ING NOPES

Smalahove

Yea, that's a sheep's head. f*** THAT.

Escamole

Ant larvae from the roots of the Agave Tequilana. Whats that? Tequila? yea just pass me the bottle....yes both of them.

THIS IS A f***ING TUNA EYE


Oh Japan you so weird

Hakarl

Fermented and dried shark meat.
 

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Canned whole chicken


Schloop

Squeez bacon


Canned cheeseburger


Canned fish mouths


Potted meat product


Pork brains in milk gravy


Dancing squid dish

*shudders*

And octopus

*shuddering intensifies*

Canned brown bread


Casu Marzu

Also known as maggot Cheese


*Thank you ChainmailTank for pointing that out
Dancing frog legs

 

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I think the Squeez bacon is the only thing I would try. That dancing squid thing is cool though.
 

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That whole chicken in a can looked the worst to me just cause I always eat chicken. Ugh, man...think I'm getting pizza tonight.
 

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Just saw the top of the second pick and had to scroll down here. :eek:
I tried to scroll back up a bit but there seems to be dismembered moving legs. :oops:

So that will be a no, I couldn't eat it.
 

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I could do the Escamole and squeeze bacon. That other stuff, hell no!
 

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I remember a Louis C.K stand up where he said he was in China Town and they had a barrel full of Duck Vaginas with a scoop in it, he was afraid to try them in case he loved Duck Vagina lol.
 

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I love Armour pot meat. My dad and I would eat it as a snack back in the day with some crackers. Ants are good eating as well. My grandma always brings some roasted ants from her time in Colombia (her birthplace, lives there during the winter). They're kinda like a the soft shell of a peanut, but a bunch just stacked together. I'd easily try tarantula. I wish more of this was more available. We generally don't eat it because we hate it cosmetically, but something like fried up tarantula looks delicious. Crunchy legs, but a juicy and meaty body. Frog legs are awesome, never had them dancing though. That's a rich people invention though. Either some rich c*** ordered her cook to make the legs dance, or the cook is trying to impress said rich people with something they never saw before. Ditto for the squid. I see canned chicken on the internet, but I've never even seen the can in any store here in Illinois.
 

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I've eaten Balut once; I used to date a filipino chick. I've also eaten Octopus. Octopus tastes exactly as you'd expect from seafood.
 

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Someone told me it tastes just like chicken. Is it true?
I don't know, chicken is kinda bland as a meat when you think about it. That's why people usually season or deep fry the f*** out of it.It kinda does, but what makes it different is the texture. It's kinda like fish, but simply stronger and chewier. I've had frog legs with a little seasoning and deep fried frog legs at a seafood place. It's good stuff. Definitely worth a try.
 

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I don't know, chicken is kinda bland as a meat when you think about it. That's why people usually season or deep fry the f*** out of it.It kinda does, but what makes it different is the texture. It's kinda like fish, but simply stronger and chewier. I've had frog legs with a little seasoning and deep fried frog legs at a seafood place. It's good stuff. Definitely worth a try.
Yah there is this restaurant nearby, I've been hearing about. They serve all kinds of food derived from frogs to snakes. I am thinking about hitting that spot to see what the hype is about.
 
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Shark meat doesn't seem so bad.

I forget the explanation, but the squid moving has something to do with a chemical in the sauce reacting to its skin, I think. Just to make it an iota less creepy, as far as I remember, it's not still alive.

All these other ones though...no comment.
 

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Dear god, this thread. I should have never have clicked....


but I am guilty of a few of them being Filipino :D
 

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No. No way.

I'm a very fussy eater. I wouldn't even attempt to eat any of this stuff.
 

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For a million bucks? Sure, why not. Can't say i'd be able to keep it down for more than 20 seconds but i'll try. Okay, no chance i'd be able to keep it down for even 10 seconds so nevermind. So gross.
 

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No chance in hell of me ever trying to eat anything remotely close to these. I can't even eat raw sushi.

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Our flight staff noped the f*** out after the last post so I will be serving dinner. Enjoy :)

Balut



Basically a duck embryo boiled alive in its shell

*dry heaves*
Do you know the difference between this and Janet Reno?
 
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Black pudding is common over here. Some can be excellent, some terrible.

I'd try the ant larvae. And tarantula is supposed to taste a lot like bacon..not that I'd eat it.

Most of that sh*t looks terrible.