Drunk?

Holy s***! I don't even remember posting this!

I know how you feel. I post some stupid s*** on FB and in the morning I get calls from chicks asking me if I am ok. Embarrassing.

I am buzzed at the moment right now. Staying away from FB this time.
 
I know how you feel. I post some stupid s*** on FB and in the morning I get calls from chicks asking me if I am ok. Embarrassing.

I am buzzed at the moment right now. Staying away from FB this time.

Go on Facebook. You know it's the right thing to do. Those chicks need the hookup, and you need to tell them.
 
It sure is. I've had people delete me and then re-add me lol. When I hit on my friends who eventually come over, they are as drunk as I am lol.
 
Oh man, I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but it's 7:30 am and I just cracked one of soon to be six beers!

Thing is though, I'm doing a 2 week stint on night crew and just had a couple days off in between, gotta go to bed at noon (I've been up since 10:30 last night, after a few hours nap) and sleep until 7pm, no way I'm falling asleep without drinking a few. Made a huge mistake taking on this night crew thing. Thankfully it's temporary.

And also, gotta have some beers with the last episode of BB, firing it up right now!
 
I try, but I'm a pretty tame drinker. It's pretty rare for me to get really drunk because I usually stop at around two or three beers. I got drunk when my family celebrated the Bears beating the Saints to go to the Superbowl.
 
Have been a bit time since I was drunk.

I do remember one time when I was about to sleep over the toilet seat, drunkest I ever been ( I did mix beer together with some other alcohol , but don`t remember what it was).
 
Have been a bit time since I was drunk.

I do remember one time when I was about to sleep over the toilet seat, drunkest I ever been ( I did mix beer together with some other alcohol , but don`t remember what it was).
That's never a good sign.
 
That's never a good sign.

True that man, mixing beer together with other sort of alcohol I never do again.
It is either only beer or vodka for me, some rare times red wine.
 
Only adolescent losers and slap happy hippies who want to be adolescent losers.
So you are answering a question that I asked almost 3 months ago for a second time. What is wrong little buddy have a bad day and felt like being a ass. Nothing new for you though.;)
 
I am drunk. Nothing new for me. I've had 3 drinks of Jack (2 shots) n Coke, I am on the 4th. After the 4th, I drink an 8 ounce of Coors to put me to sleep.
 
We're all adolescents in heart. Not me though, I'm old as f*** in my heart.

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