Dumb Parents ask Internet to name child! Childhood problems ahead!!

[The Living Tribunal]

This is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard of in my life....
Why the hell would you even consider asking people on the internet to name your child?

Well....I guess they shouldn't be surprised when the top contender and number 1 name due to votes is..."Cthulhu All-Spark"


This kid is going to have some SERIOUS issues growing up..

In what’s sure to be the first in a couple’s long line of fabulous parenting decisions, two soon-to-be parents have asked the Internet for help naming their daughter.

With the approval of his (probably long suffering) wife, the husband set up namemydaughter.com, where users can vote for their favorite first and middle names for the unborn baby girl.

The husband explained himself and appealed to potential voters on Reddit, because obviously:

"I was sitting on the end of the bed after coming home from work and the idea hit me. I tend to be very forward person (this gets me in a lot of trouble lol) and I just blurted it out - ‘Hunny, I am going to ask the internet what we should name our daughter!’

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Thought I had seen it all....but thankfully I will live long enough to witness the birth of Cthulhu!!

Anyway...what names do you consider strange or just plain stupid?

 

[Oblong]

Anyway...what names do you consider strange or just plain stupid?

Besides Ascalaphus?

I know a couple who named their son Lucifer. I asked them about it and they said that he was a cherished angel in heaven and only became Satan after sin so Lucifer was a godly name. Good luck in school buddy!

 

[sharkboy1200]

He'll probably just be called Sparky or something. I'd name a pet Lucifer though, but I'd call it Lucy for short.

 

[IdleHands]

Something tells me this dude, even as stupid as he is, would have backed out had the name DoMe ImEz been chosen.

 

[Z A C K]

Megatron only in the 6 spot? Who's doing the voting!?