It's the day after Thanksgiving and I haven't pooped yet.

When you finally do it's going to be epic. I'd warn your household.
 
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Had a colonoscopy last week, so I've been spot on these last few days.
 
Slice up 2 cloves of garlic into small enough pieces like tablet size and wash it down with a tall glass of Metamucil. You're welcome...