Looking for some punch up writers for my online dating profile...

This_Hard_Land

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So I've decided to take this online dating thing a little more seriously and naturally thought of UnionVGF. I thought of you guys because there are a few people here who have the ability to type humorous messages. I'm going (or trying to) with the humorous slant but feel my comedy isn't as tight as it could be. If you have any opinions or advice on the matter, please share them with me here.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=40018822
 
I thought yours was actually pretty funny without any help. What's the deal with not wearing pink though?
 
I thought yours was actually pretty funny without any help. What's the deal with not wearing pink though?

I don't know. I just tend to think girls who wear a ton of pink are a little trashy/low class. Especially if they do so in their 20's and onward.
 
So I've decided to take this online dating thing a little more seriously and naturally thought of UnionVGF. I thought of you guys because there are a few people here who have the ability to type humorous messages. I'm going (or trying to) with the humorous slant but feel my comedy isn't as tight as it could be. If you have any opinions or advice on the matter, please share them with me here.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=40018822
Plenty of fish? My god, Duck Dynasty was right.
 
It's a website called Plenty of fish and the page only shows men. So obviously, thought process immediately goes to bestiality. Duck Dynasty got into some controversy for comparing gay folk to those who f*** fish (and saying stupid stuff about the black civil rights movement but people seem to ignore that).