"The british government paid off its debt from world war 2 blah blah..."
How is that country profitable? They export corgies, gumboots, and the Spicegirls/Oasis have broken up...
Edit* Panda faking being pregnant?!
Yet another reason to hate the bastards! They females ovulate, like once a year, the males are "Never in the mood" and their penis is sometimes too small to penetrate the female, and they ONLY eat food grown in less than 1% of the world or something?! They're asking to go extinct!
They're almost as bad as glow worms.
If you touch them... They die.
You're too loud... They die.
Shine a light on them... They die.
And they GLOW IN THE FREAKING DARK?!
How are they alive? They're the definition of Darwin's failures... but they still live!