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Videodrome said:
America doesn't need foreigners to shoot up malls or college campuses.
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Gun ownership come with package that there is higher chance a bad person get hold of firearm. No, I am not for or against gun control, just pointing out the obvious. I think theer are good argument on both camps.

Anyway, my point is, it wasn't always like that.

The depressing part is, it is getting worst everyday, & no sign of getting better. Just 2 years ago, we do not need arm police at all parties & festivals. Now cops are everywhere, & they need to be.
 
How stupid are people going to feel when in a decade from now they look back at videos of themselves dabbing?
 
You know you're drunk when you stare 5 feet past the thing you are looking at.

The sad thing is, there is nothing there either...
 
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So a couple moved into the house across the street from me a few months ago. Like me shes married and has two kids. Unlike me, shes latino, is packin some big juicy melons and has smokin hot ass for days. She came up and introduced herself today and I definetely got the vibe that she'd let me hit it.
Dont think my wife would approve though. She's such a buzz kill like that.
 
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Digital Joker said:
So a couple moved into the house across the street from me a few months ago. Like me shes married and has two kids. Unlike me, shes latino, is packin some big juicy melons and has smokin hot ass for days. She came up and introduced herself today and I definetely got the vibe that she'd let me hit it.
Dont think my wife would approve though. She's such a buzz kill like that.
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Let your wife hit it for you? :-->:
 
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Not to say that I'm detached from my farm based upbringing..

But I just had to do my own dishes...By hand.

Like a f***ing animal
 
Since turning 30, Ive noticed Ive been becoming steadily more hirsute...

Nothing overt, but for the first time, my arms have started to actually have noticeable hair near my wrists... So I decided to clipper them.

Considering that I'm used to manscaping 70% of my body I figured this would be fine.

Word of warning... Don't use anything less than #2 clipper gaurds on your arms... Looks weird.

Like an echidna.
 
To all the daddies I've known and loved, Happy Father's day. ;)

Also, who the heck decided on the dates for this crap? It's in September in Australia, and mother's Day has just been.
 
Well, hopefully your father's day went better than mine. I visited my father at the nursing home and brought him some candy bars and whatnot, just for him to tell me he didn't want me to come and visit. Hooray...
 
Why are YouTuber's so fukcing annoying now?

Ever since people figured out that you can make money doing videos, all these little douchbags have popped up out of the woodwork.

They all look the same. They all talk the same. They all have the same annoying salesman cadence that leads to the term, "Smash that like button."

It's like they all go to fukcing YouTube school or something.
 
Dno69 said:
Why are YouTuber's so fukcing annoying now?

Ever since people figured out that you can make money doing videos, all these little douchbags have popped up out of the woodwork.

They all look the same. They all talk the same. They all have the same annoying salesman cadence that leads to the term, "Smash that like button."

It's like they all go to fukcing YouTube school or something.
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Some just do it for fun, many though are in your face for views or likes as if that is enough to stand out against already well established people.

Others are just fvcked in the head.
 
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I finally found .22LR ammo today at Walmart after 9 months of looking for it each week and had to show f'n ID to buy the crap. $8 for 100 rounds when I used to buy the same amount for $1.29 when I was 10 years old and did not need an ID. It was okay for me to pick up a box of 12 gauge 3" magnum shotgun shells off an open shelf, but have to show ID to buy ammo barely powerful enough to kill a bird with.
 
Walmart IDs for weird things. I go through the self checkout with some gas stabilizer and have to show ID.

Had to show ID for an air conditioner I bought at Home Depot too. I asked why and the cashier wouldn't give me a straight answer (I'm in my 40s with greying hair).
 
Why do arabs dislike dogs so much. Everytime I have an arab guy come to my house delivering pizza or whatever they stare at my dog with this mixed look of horror and disgust. And shes just a medium sized lab, shepard mix and friendly as hell.
Whatever, dogs rule so its their loss. f*** em.
 
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Dear weather.com app:

Stop saying "rain will begin about 8:07". You think you are accurate enough to go down to the minute, don't try and qualify it with "about".

No one says "you owe me about $37.89".
 
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Digital Joker said:
Anyone else ever look around somewhere and decide the order in which you'd bang all the chicks in the room?
Or am I just a deviant?
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No, but every time I enter an elevator, I instantly think of which person I'll eat first.

Speaking of banging...

Plainview, Marry, f***, Kill.

Andy, Living Tribunal, Wolf.

:p
 
Great news everyone! Your prayers have been answered.

Ke$ha just announced that her new album will be out soon.
 
I prefer a woman who is unattractive because I don't like other dudes checking her out.
 
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I prefer a woman who is unattractive because I don't like other dudes checking her out.
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I don't know man...

If you lined up the a group of girls that were bludgeoned with the ugly stick, I'm pretty sure guys would f*** them all.

Guys are gross. :p
 
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