Where's the weirdest, craziest, scariest place you took a $hit?

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Scariest, Grand Central station. It was in the mid 90s. I had to go terribly bad. I was waiting with someone until their train arrived. I couldn't wait anymore. I went into the bathroom and there were people doing drugs. Homeless people were washing in sinks. Someone was screaming in one stall. The stall it's self was terrible. My friend stood guard at the stall door. It was a harrowing experience.

Weirdest, my neighbor's pack of sandra/ivy. I went to the movies. I decided to get a bag of sugar free Hershey's chocolate. My friend had one or two and there was a lot left. I ate the rest of them. I was fine until I dropped her off. On my way home I almost crashed because of gas pains and I couldn't hit the brakes on my car. That's how bad it was. When I got home I had to inch my way down the driveway. I couldn't take it anymore. I dropped my pants and let it all out. It was the most relieving s*** I ever took. I ate what turned out to be like 10 servings of the candy. It had lactitol in it. Never again!
 

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Unless I'm staying at a hotel or villa I only go at home. Only go once a day in the morning
 

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If I gotta go no problem s***ting in public. I have stopped at some gas stations over the years on long trips that were disgusting. Line the seat with as much paper as possible. Weird place I guess when I was working pipeline you had to go take a deuce in the woods sometimes if no s*** houses were around.
 

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Almost shat my gym shorts during a night jog. I couldn't hold it anymore. Luckily I was next to a high school. I immediately hopped over the fence and dropped a few behind a nearby tree. I took off the wifebeater and used it like toilet paper.
 

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Alabama?
 

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Almost shat my gym shorts during a night jog. I couldn't hold it anymore. Luckily I was next to a high school. I immediately hopped over the fence and dropped a few behind a nearby tree. I took off the wifebeater and used it like toilet paper.
I started running a few years back, I decided to try to do 10k at night. Was fine until the last mile. I was overcome with diarrhea. I thought I could hold it so I went around the block. I was wrong. I had to go around again, but I had to run into the house to let it out. It was almost as bad as the sugar free Hershey's. Jogging s***s are real!
 

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I havent really had any odd places. But my friend went into a public park restroom in the dead of winter, blizzard type stuff, and as soon as he went in to the little building, he came running back to the car. A city worker was wacking off right out in the open. Lol

He said the guy looked up and made eye contact and didn't stop or look embarrassed at all.
 

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When I used to frame houses I saw multiple guys take s***s in the basement before the concrete was poured.
 

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I run marathons and have been caught in all sorts of odd places without a place to go. When you're 15 miles from home there isn't much of a choice.
 

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I run marathons and have been caught in all sorts of odd places without a place to go. When you're 15 miles from home there isn't much of a choice.
When I got my 10k s*** attack, I was almost going to knock on someone's door and ask to use the bathroom. It was either that or on the sidewalk.
 

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When I lived in Beijing, I took the train to the beach (quite a long trip) with some classmates. I must have ate something bad because when we got to the station it hit me like a tsunami. I opened the door into the bathroom and it was like a nightmare.

Super hot and humid (it was the middle of summer and no A/C), and like a lot of bathrooms there, they don’t allow the flushing of toilet paper....used paper goes into small plastic garbage pails that sit out in the open. So the smell alone was....unreal.

Completely open, no stalls. Squatter toilets, in rows, about 10 either side. Tiled floor right down the middle, and the toilets were on either side, but it was a small step up to get to them. And every single one was occupied by old Chinese guys, and ALL of them were smoking while sh*tting.

When I walked in, they all stopped and stared at me, while the humid, stale s*** and cheap cigarette smell punched me in the face. It was honestly surreal.


My buddy (I swear, not me), was a home inspector, and had to travel all the time, so he carried toilet paper in his glove compartment in his truck.

He was on his way to a job when he got hit with a sudden urge to sh*t, so he stopped at a local park in the woods that’s a big area for mountain bikers. As he’s getting out to go in the woods, a cop on patrol pulled up to ask him what he was doing there. My friend made up some lie about scouting the area for mountain biking. Turns out the cop was a big rider, so he starts a long convo about what type of bike he has, trails, etc.

So while he’s talking to the cop, my buddy actually sh*t his pants, standing up. He told me ‘I couldn’t believe what I was doing, but I couldn’t stop it.’
 

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When I was in Birmingham a guy got arrested for taking a dump in the street.

As he was being dragged into the van he kept shouting

JUST WAIT.. WAIT.. STOP.. JUST WAIT...

When they did he calmly went.

Can I just wipe my arse first


Before being chucked in the back
 

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I started running a few years back, I decided to try to do 10k at night. Was fine until the last mile. I was overcome with diarrhea. I thought I could hold it so I went around the block. I was wrong. I had to go around again, but I had to run into the house to let it out. It was almost as bad as the sugar free Hershey's. Jogging s***s are real!
Jogging s***s are real brutha. It almost happened again last night, but I made it home. Nearly shat my shorts on my way to the restroom. It's like your body knows there is a restroom nearby before it takes over you.