Is this real life?

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Not sure what's crazier that this exists or that you gotta pay $50 for it.
 
I had to ask someone if this was a joke. It's not.


What's the price on that? That is a ten dollar game tops. Hell, I've seen games with far more work go for less. What are those tennis and samuri mini-games? You just imagine things? The pose thing can't even track your body....
 
What's the price on that? That is a ten dollar game tops. Hell, I've seen games with far more work go for less. What are those tennis and samuri mini-games? You just imagine things? The pose thing can't even track your body....

$50 or $40 at amazon its part of the 1 2 switch mini game package. Should be a pack in, its basically just looks like their R&D joycon experiments cleaned up.

They have fancier IR sensors on it from the Wiimote than can do some depth sensing. Yea I mean if I want to play samurai or quick draw give me some nerf toys.
 
$50 or $40 at amazon its part of the 1 2 switch mini game package. Should be a pack in, its basically just looks like their R&D joycon experiments cleaned up.

They have fancier IR sensors on it from the Wiimote than can do some depth sensing. Yea I mean if I want to play samurai or quick draw give me some nerf toys.
I don't.. I mean... What is the point of these? The table tennis... You just swing.. At what? You aren't even aiming at anything. Boggling.
 
That guy on the right is really getting into it with that cupping action.

And now I can't unsee.

I know it's in their job to sell everything but he went way overboard in pretending to milk a cow
 
I have written and deleted about 10 messages.

I don't know where to start. I don't know what to say.

I feel like people have learnt the Gospel of B-Bama.

The fact that Nintendo is releasing a console training future generations to wank things, I feel more successfull than the dude that invented Oprah.
 
This game will get old fast.

As for the game previews, it will be a lot less fun when you take away the actors, stage, costumes and super-imposed graphical overlay.

Although most of the gameplay in Joy Con vids is about motion controls (like Wii), notice how Ninty doesn't really state that, as that would bring up old news like Wii waggling circa 2006.... which is basically what games like 1-2 Switch are.
 
This game will get old fast.

As for the game previews, it will be a lot less fun when you take away the actors, stage, costumes and super-imposed graphical overlay.

Although most of the gameplay in Joy Con vids is about motion controls (like Wii), notice how Ninty doesn't really state that, as that would bring up old news like Wii waggling circa 2006.... which is basically what games like 1-2 Switch are.

Big difference between Wii Waggling '06 and Switch Glitching '17...we now have quick access and spread of Instagram, .GIF's, FB Live, etc. This thing is going to blow up and not in a good way. It's going to be a total embarrassment for anyone seen milking imaginary nads and the likes. I guess these types of oddities play well in the Far East but not in America.