Merry Christmas, and happy holidays, you filthy animals!

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Plainview, VGF's mafia boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where's the Tylenol?
 
Hedon said:
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Plainview, VGF's mafia boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where's the Tylenol?
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Did you drink some of my special 'Santa Juice' tonight? That stuff isn't for amateurs...

People think it's the vodka that puts the kick in it, but it's mostly the rohypnol.
 
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Marry Christmas. The boys are still sleeping. We got a little too sauced up last night putting a few toys together and watching movies after the boys went to bed. Now I remember why I quit drinking earlier this year....
 
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Hedon said:
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Plainview, VGF's mafia boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where's the Tylenol?
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Merry Christmas, all! I got an 8 TB external for Christmas! Yay!

We got the kids a Switch, and I hand-built a little entertainment stand for them. I also let them "have" my old One S hooked up to the new (1080p) tv as well. They made out like bandits!
 
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