PlayStation and Xbox fans are w**kers, Nintendo fans not so much

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YouPorn notes that PlayStation systems are responsible for the majority of its console-based traffic. Sony gamers are on YouPorn more than the Xbox and Wii systems combined, with 51 percent of the total traffic compared to 39 percent for Xbox and 10 percent for Wii.
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Nothing to do with the current global marketshare of consoles at all. Nintendo fans do not feel the need to, er, feel the [CENSORED]
 
I heard YouPorn is mostly filled with man-on-man content. PlayStation gamers exposed!
 
My first thought was, "I agree, they are wankers."

My second thought was, "PS has no games, so their only option is to pleasure themselves."

My third was, Sony has almost twice as many consoles out there as MS does, so the percentages (51 vs. 39) actually indicate that there is more wanking per capita in Xbox land than PS land.
 
Andy said:
My first thought was, "I agree, they are wankers."

My second thought was, "PS has no games, so their only option is to pleasure themselves."

My third was, Sony has almost twice as many consoles out there as MS does, so the percentages (51 vs. 39) actually indicate that there is more wanking per capita in Xbox land than PS land.
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That is surprising given that the Kinect watches you masturbate. Xbox games are kinky.
 
what youporn isn;t telling you is all that traffic is from Valliance, This_Hard_Land, Flynn, and Intelli tugging while watching playstation and xbox adverts.
 
Oh man, this thread is killing me. :laugh:
 
Who watches porn at 900p though?

Ugh.

Can't wait for the Digital Foundry Facial Off...
 
"PlayStation fans prefer MILF-themed content, Xbox gamers enjoy lesbian porn, and Wii owners, predictably but no less worryingly, have a thing for animated Japanese smut."

Nevermind. Nintendo loses. PS and Xbox gamers? You guys are alright in my book.
 
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WithGravy said:
I prefer P*******.

Wtf why is P******* censored for me?
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Pilchard isn't censored for me... weird.

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Andy said:
My third was, Sony has almost twice as many consoles out there as MS does, so the percentages (51 vs. 39) actually indicate that there is more wanking per capita in Xbox land than PS land.
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I've been married long enough that getting any capita is a rare and special thing.
 
Call me old fashioned, but masturbation is something done while blind drunk in a dark alley while a drag queen insults you and beats you with a purse.

Not on your console.
 
Bellybama said:
Call me old fashioned, but masturbation is something done while blind drunk in a dark alley while a drag queen insults you and beats you with a purse.

Not on your console.
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Dad, stop, you're embarrassing me. Consoles in the 21st century are all in one entertainment systems, showing things going into more than one hole.
 
Who the f*** watches porn on their game consoles? I mean really.........
 
eVo7 said:
Who the f*** watches porn on their game consoles? I mean really.........
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Yeah the browsers are clunky, having multiple tabs open is a chore, and searching anything is either tedious or with kinect, embarrassing.

uh not that I would know what it's like to say "xbox, bing lesbians." and I definitely don't know that it gets even more complicated when you say "bing carmella bing"
 
Tommygun. said:
Yeah the browsers are clunky, having multiple tabs open is a chore, and searching anything is either tedious or with kinect, embarrassing.

uh not that I would know what it's like to say "xbox, bing lesbians." and I definitely don't know that it gets even more complicated when you say "bing carmella bing"
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Well, it is so you can [CENSORED] while the [CENSORED] is happening on a large screen instead of your tiny laptop/table/phone.

Also Carmella Bing got really large at some point, BBW, so that really does need a large screen.

Um, so I heard. A friend told me...

What?
 
The Wii U controller is the perfect portable bate machine. Too bad it's users are giant man children that get a bone for Peach.
 
I wonder if Trojan have investigated Wii-more sized yet...

This would be a great thread to test out what the swear philter picks up...

Minge-miner... Twot-cobbler... Lactating tit rat.
 
Thread delivers for sure. I can see why some people whack off to porn on their console. Maybe they want the big screen action, bringing back those black box Playboy channel days.
 
yankeessuck said:
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Playstation gamers winning with their endurance.
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Sooo, Wii owners finish quicker? Hey, they are all business. Rub one out, move on the the next page, I see... Still, if it takes you eight minutes to work one out... man, not even good at getting yourself off.... I all of a sudden feel bad for their wives....
 
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